[Oh, so he has his vanity down to an exact science. Hair grows back!!]

I suppose it must be. What else, the- [...squints.

Not going to ask.]

That is disgusting. I am certainly not touching your hair if it is covered in saliva.

[Listen, lots of things work better as lube than tree sap, but you wouldn't want any of those in your hair, either]

Do you have any water? Perhaps wet hair will be easier to manipulate. [Or perhaps it will be even worse. We shall see]