[Why would anyone assume the general shitty appearance of things means there's a nice bathroom somewhere? The money probably just went directly into someone's bank account.]

[When Turkey calls his name he starts, almost going for his sword before realizing that would deflate the ball pit. Such as it is. ...Why is Turkey moving so strangely?]

Hi. Welcome to the...party?

[Someone has a really, really terrible sense of humor. Even worse than his.]