part 361 jumping junebugs

[aphanon_meme]

It's gonna be already May! Have you done your spring cleaning yet? I can't believe the year is almost half over already, it seems like it's going so fast, too fast... ah! And we're only a few months away from a new season and hopefully a certain someone will finish up certain storylines they haven't finish coughcoughcough.

Enjoy part 361!

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which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

for science

[(Anonymous)]

Stop saying America's the one that farts for the sake of your undying meme. Everyone with more than a brain knows it's France that rips the most devastating and juiciest farts ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Neener neener pumpkin eater YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Re: which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

Probably France

[(Anonymous)]

how come we all stopped picking on iceland with the fart jokes, is what i'd like to know

he's a big smokin volcanic target

[frausuumcuique]

Heh, at this point I bet her face is stuck like that!! [GOD HAS BEEN KIND TO YOU]

I'm not telling you a damn story! I don't have any stories to tell!! I'm just saying, is all, she's got a reputation and you should be careful! [SHE ALSO MEANS EMOTIONALLY you are fragile and Lottie is intense. And she kind of cares about you or whatever so there.]

Keh, I don't want it. [Special treatment for being a woman, that is. And that's not really strictly true but allow her to indulge in childish pouting for a moment.] You know you sound exactly like your older self just now! Why are you two so damn interested in what I think of four-eyes anyway? [Validation, perhaps?]

Fine, whatever, you want me to prod him so damn badly maybe I will if he ever comes out of his stupid hibernation. But I'm freaking telling you so far my experiments have ended in nothing but frowning and whining and sulking! No fun at all!!

Re: which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

sure. all you have to do is catch france, and then grind him up, and then add a few drops of his blood into your soufflé mix and

voilà

Re: which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

It can be no one but France, you uncultured swine!

Re: which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

Stop asking rhetorical questions in efforts to further inflate your already over-bloated ego, France.

gb2b america

[(Anonymous)]

Re: which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

France, he keeps them puffy by farting into the oven

[(Anonymous)]

+1

whatever it takes to get attention away from america

gb2b England

[(Anonymous)]

as if your food doesn't taste like a fart trapped in a sweaty gym sock

gb2b america

[(Anonymous)]

ohhh? but i thought you liked being front and center of everyone's attention?

ITT: Conspiracy theories

[(Anonymous)]

It was aliens AND freemasons together

Re: ITT: Conspiracy theories

[(Anonymous)]

america started the whole amerifarts meme himself

but it spiraled out of control

no one can stop the amerifart jokes now, no matter how stale they smell

[(Anonymous)]

Prussia's farts smell like a graveyard

[(Anonymous)]

no, anon. prussia's farts were the second thing to disappear after his feet faded away. every time he hears a fart joke he sheds two sad twinkling iron tears which he has to hide in order to keep a brave face on for the world.

his dick's probably gonna fade next so make sure next time you see prussia you get a good suck in before the opportunity is gone forever.

Re: which nation makes the best cheese souffle

[(Anonymous)]

A...non. that's terrible.

Re: okay so who do you think is least likely to marry

[von_ballenstedt]

[No worries he's not going to mention it because shit, he's thinking she's cute right now and he feels weird and it's no good.]

I know, I know...

[(Anonymous)]

500 nations walk into a bar

[(Anonymous)]

First naked waiter convention?

Re: ITT: Conspiracy theories

[(Anonymous)]

are you sure it wasn't canada wanting to make his brother suffer?

but then america ate up the attention for being a deadly fartasaurus, up until it was no longer funny for him and everyone else began making fart noises at him or telling others to beware

[(Anonymous)]

I want Hima to draw more naked waiters.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

destroyed clothes was also nice, but nothing beats naked butts with tiny aprons.