when i was younger i used to eat my hair, or anyway that gross thing kids do where they suck at the ends.

fortunately, my cousin showed me this news video about a girl who ate so much of her hair, over several years, that she had to go to the hospital where they removed a gigantic hairball from her stomach. it was so huge it was actually kind of stomach-shaped, it was filling up the whole stomach and unsurprisingly causing health problems.

and then i never chewed my hair again, the end.