my dad didn't put a tree skirt on yet; he has the tree stand on a board to keep it level on the carpet. i saw some lettering on the board underneath it and took a closer look:

HERE LIES JASON VOORHEES

GUYS, our family christmas tree is being supported by jason's tombstone. i knew this christmas was cursed.

he's going to rise from the grave under our tree and kill me off on december 17th for liking nsfw content. THANKS, TUMBLR.