part 369 prohibition cocktails

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Meme, you did it! And on Christmas, too!! How fancy. How was your year? It's almost the new year and I don't know about anyone else, but I'm excited to enter the 20s. We can finally bring back some excellent slang, like "That sounds berries to me!" or "I guess I'd describe myself as a cancelled stamp." Have a good year... and don't take any wooden nickels!

Enjoy part 369!

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https://cryptcas.tumblr.com/post/635605611103567872/i-am-ready-for-powerpoint-night

[(Anonymous)]

^^^ this post is a pretty good summary

my summary:
it's the last season of Supernatural, with like two or three episodes to go. Castiel the Totally Not Gay Angel sacrifices himself and tells Totally Not Gay Dean Winchester "I love you" (to quote, actual words aired) and IMMEDIATELY GETS YEETED TO SUPER ULTRA MEGAHELL

and we never see him again

then in the next episode, dean adopts a dog.
who gets dissolved because fuck you dean.
okay

it's the last episode.
there is no cas. his name is mentioned, once.
but he is not shown in the episode.
like are we just supposed to assume?? he got out of ultrahell?? off-screen????

anyway there is no cas where we'd expect a cas because dean fuckin DIES in the last episode because a MIME. VAMPIRE. MINION. not even the big mime vampire itself but the MIME CLOWN VAMPIRE MINION offhandedly pushes him into a piece of rusty rebar or something and he just. dies.
after a very long and wtf death scene talking to sam
who, for the rest of the episode, gets old, gets married (to a woman whose face is never shown) has a kid, names him dean, then dies of Being Old

meanwhile dean has been in heaven with The Impala (but not cas!!) just driving the fuck shit nowhere, then sam shows up because he's dead now, and then it's the end

it was awful

- BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE -

THE SPANISH DUB!!
WHEN CAS SAYS "I LOVE YOU DEAN"
DEAN SAYS "YOU TOO CAS"

people are losing their shit

- BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE -

[see tumblr post linked in comment title]
WAS THE EDITING EXTRA FUCKIGN SHITTY BECAUSE THEY WERE CHOPPING THE LAST FEW EPISODES TO HELL AND BACK? RIPPING OUT SHIT THEY'D FILMED BECAUSE ???? WHAT WERE THE SCENES THE ACTORS FILMED BUT AREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT????????

and that's kinda where we are to be honest

tl;dr text version
the car went to heaven, the gay angel went to hell and then we never saw him again, wincest is endgame

tl;dr tumblr screencap version
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3090f48dd1b4334ed50d50919cdb66e3/94acacad0a094eb9-4f/s1280x1920/ca588b43b8482f43149c5ec2b5c4aa9da41cc5c6.png

Re: https://cryptcas.tumblr.com/post/635605611103567872/i-am-ready-for-powerpoint-night

[(Anonymous)]

wow

they really did Kill Your Gays

i thought i was just assuming wrong because i knew how important the slash pairing was to the fandom and surely there'd be no way they'd be stupid enough to give and then take away for a gay pairing, in this the year of 2020

and the random dog death and main character getting killed by a low-rung baddie is just salt on top of the wound

what a mess

thank you for the hilarious recap, though

they must hate their fanbase because there's no way this wasn't a big Fuck You???