Wha-wait a minute! I completely forgot, you talk about boats when you mean sex, ri-right?!

[Damn this modern human slang - but at least he'll probably have nice dreams tonight.]


Wh-why are you asking that now... Do I even want to know, what you mean?

[To be fair, he probably knows the one about straw instead.
Different parts of the world have different dumb porn.]

[ooc: The dialouge is something like: "But why is there straw lying around?" - "And why are you wearing a mask?" and then sex happens. :')]