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Best HRE, bestie. Well, not for Germany's sanity, but still. [1/2]
[Anyway, you can call Germany a wank-starter, because:]
You sound American.
Ah, no, wait...
[Thinks. America uses more dudes, right?]
[Oh, of course. Snaps his fingers.] You sound Polish.