[Too late! The gutter train is going off the rails with no brakes!]

That's fine! I wanna taste what Japan cooks! I have to make sure you're gonna be a good housewife after all!

[Saying it all puff and proud! Follow you dreams, Japan!]

[And then looks confused for a moment]

Huh? Of course I get what you're saying about you... and Germany vee veee~

[Nudgenudge winkwink harder than ever]

Your secret is safe with me, Japan!