Well, you're giving such great fatherly advice.

[taking notes along the way]

Okay, okay, high quality coffee... maybe I should buy an espresso machine?? I don't know what espresso is, exactly, but it sounds like fancy fine coffee to me.

[Don't forget a massive breakfast with pancakes, waffles, globs of real butter & syrup!]

Do you have any other tips, Papp??