part 338 end of summer ice cream cones

[aphanon_meme]

Meme! Nothing CRAZY EXCITING to report today but... happy Friday! It's a fri-kinda-day, I guess. I wish I had something more exciting to post here. Last part there was exciting news I could post! Well, exciting in a way. It its own little fandom way.... I will stop rambling now.

Enjoy part 338!

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[kingkongeriget]

Were gonna do m'laundry here, but all th'dryers were full'a cats!


[that's a lot of dryers to clear out, anon]

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, I was going to feed the cats baloney but I figured I should check my baloney privilege first

[kingkongeriget]

'm sure nobody'd mind ya usin' th'baloney fer a good cause, even if ya don't got baloney privileges! An' if they give ya a hard time, tell 'em big bro said it first!

[(Anonymous)]

Is making a giant fort out of baloney "for a good cause"?

[kingkongeriget]

Sounds like a great cause t'me!










Say, y'got any extra space in that baloney fort'a yers?


[he wants to play in the baloney fort, too!]

[(Anonymous)]

... Got any mustard with you?

[kingkongeriget]

Can go get some!


[ooh, pretty please can he?]

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah! Get some mustard... some mayo... and some bread!! Then you can come in!

The password is "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R!"

[kingkongeriget]

A'right! Can count on me! Be back in jus' a sec!


[hustles off to get all the fixin's they could ever want in a fort made of processed meat]

[(Anonymous)]

IT'S BEEN ONE SECOND!

[kingkongeriget]

[sticks his head out of the kitchen]


Huh? What'd ya say?

[(Anonymous)]

You said you'd be back in a sec! It's been more than a sec!

[kingkongeriget]

Ain't literal! Ain't ya never heard folks say it 'fore?


[leeeeeeeeeeeans]


[he's getting stiff standing like this]

[(Anonymous)]

No I ain't never heard folks say it four! You shoulda said, "I'll be back in a bit!" not in a "sec," cause that's a specific amount of time!

[kingkongeriget]

I'll be back in a bit! Y'can't have yer meat fort without fixin's, yeah?


[GRABS THE MUSTARD AND STUFF AND HUSTLES BACK ON OUT]


Got it!

[(Anonymous)]

[scurries inside her baloney fort and waits at the entrance]

What's the password!

[kingkongeriget]

[follows to the fort]


Uhhh....'s "M'baloney has a first name, 's R-O-M-E!", ain't it?

[(Anonymous)]

[stares at you]

[stares]

[at]

[you]

no.

[kingkongeriget]

[...no?]


[okay, maybe he mixed up the letters, he'll try again]


"M'baloney has a first name, 's B-O-N-E-R"?

[(Anonymous)]

[snickers]

Noooo!

[but funny]

C'mon! Try harder!

[kingkongeriget]

[what, what's so funny?]


'm tryin'!


[but the names of some of the letters sound different in English]


[uhhhh]


[maybe it was:]


"M'baloney has a first name, 's P-O-K-E-R"?

[(Anonymous)]

Noooooooooo!

[throws a piece of baloney at your head]

THINK. SIMPSONS!!

[kingkongeriget]

[splat]


[meatslapped]


Ow. Th'what?

[(Anonymous)]

The. Simpsons.

Do do do do do do do dododododo!

[kingkongeriget]

[baloney slice]


[starts]


[slipping off his face]


"M'baloney has a first name, 's.... do do dododododo...."?