part 338 end of summer ice cream cones

[aphanon_meme]

Meme! Nothing CRAZY EXCITING to report today but... happy Friday! It's a fri-kinda-day, I guess. I wish I had something more exciting to post here. Last part there was exciting news I could post! Well, exciting in a way. It its own little fandom way.... I will stop rambling now.

Enjoy part 338!

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[(Anonymous)]

You said you'd be back in a sec! It's been more than a sec!

[kingkongeriget]

Ain't literal! Ain't ya never heard folks say it 'fore?


[leeeeeeeeeeeans]


[he's getting stiff standing like this]

[(Anonymous)]

No I ain't never heard folks say it four! You shoulda said, "I'll be back in a bit!" not in a "sec," cause that's a specific amount of time!

[kingkongeriget]

I'll be back in a bit! Y'can't have yer meat fort without fixin's, yeah?


[GRABS THE MUSTARD AND STUFF AND HUSTLES BACK ON OUT]


Got it!

[(Anonymous)]

[scurries inside her baloney fort and waits at the entrance]

What's the password!

[kingkongeriget]

[follows to the fort]


Uhhh....'s "M'baloney has a first name, 's R-O-M-E!", ain't it?

[(Anonymous)]

[stares at you]

[stares]

[at]

[you]

no.

[kingkongeriget]

[...no?]


[okay, maybe he mixed up the letters, he'll try again]


"M'baloney has a first name, 's B-O-N-E-R"?

[(Anonymous)]

[snickers]

Noooo!

[but funny]

C'mon! Try harder!

[kingkongeriget]

[what, what's so funny?]


'm tryin'!


[but the names of some of the letters sound different in English]


[uhhhh]


[maybe it was:]


"M'baloney has a first name, 's P-O-K-E-R"?

[(Anonymous)]

Noooooooooo!

[throws a piece of baloney at your head]

THINK. SIMPSONS!!

[kingkongeriget]

[splat]


[meatslapped]


Ow. Th'what?

[(Anonymous)]

The. Simpsons.

Do do do do do do do dododododo!

[kingkongeriget]

[baloney slice]


[starts]


[slipping off his face]


"M'baloney has a first name, 's.... do do dododododo...."?

[(Anonymous)]

Nooooooooooooo!! That's the theme song to the Simpsons!

[kingkongeriget]

[you're going to need to jog his memory on what that is, anon]


[he's old and his memory's getting bad]


.....that a movie or summat?

[(Anonymous)]

[THROWS MORE BALONEY AT YOUR HEAD]

The Simpsons!! The TV show! About Bart! And Lisa! And Marge! And--

[kingkongeriget]

[kfdgckzsbdc-!! can't catch it with his hands full]


[splat, splat, splat]


Th'dad! Whats's name! Th-


[splat, right in the face]


Wilbur!

[(Anonymous)]

NO.

That's it.

That's it!

[shuts her baloney fort door, which is made from baloney]

If you can't remember the password, you can't come in!

[kingkongeriget]

[WAIT ANON COME BACK, HE REMEMBERS]


Wait- 's- what's that line- don't have a cow, man! Yeah?


[/SLAMMED]






[alone]


[outside]


[just him and the mustard, molting cold cuts]


[anon, baby, why you gotta break his heart? the mustard's going to cry!]

[(Anonymous)]

D-Don't think I'll open the door just 'cause you're nice! Don't even think that!

[kingkongeriget]

...but I weren't thinkin' it!








[sits down]


[peels a slice of baloney off his face and dunks it in the mustard]


[mmmm, facebaloney]


[dips in some more and slings some mustardy baloney at the fort]


[splat]