aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-09-15 01:06 am

part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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kingkongeriget: (we should have fucking shotguns.)

Re: Use this if you want.

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[hides in a pile of costumes, wearing a ghoul mask]


[waits for unsuspecting passerbys]

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[skips by, heading for the kiddy costumes]
kingkongeriget: (say "what" again motherfucker! I dare ya)

Re: Use this if you want.

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[POPS OUT MAKING MONSTER NOISES]


[URGABLAGHBLAGH!]

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[SHRIEKS]

[STUMBLES BACKWARD INTO A DISPLAY OF FAKE EYEBALLS, KNOCKING IT DOWN]

[THE EYEBALLS ARE SPILLED, THE EYEBALLS ARE SPILLED]
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: Use this if you want.

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, easy there!


[steps out to help catch anon so they don't trip on the eyeballs]


[....while still wearing the mask]

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
AHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[STUMBLES AROUND, HALF-SLIPPING ON EYEBALLS]
kingkongeriget: (like three little Fonzies here)

Re: Use this if you want.

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[grabs]


Steady on 'em!

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[FREEZES UP ON TERROR]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[BLOODY. MURDER.]
kingkongeriget: (I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced!)

Re: Use this if you want.

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[oh shit! did anon get hurt?]


Don't worry, Anonym! Big bro's onnit!


[scoops anon up and heads over to the counter to look for a First Aid Kit]

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[CRIES]

DON'T EAT ME! DON'T EAT ME!!
kingkongeriget: (like three little Fonzies here)

Re: Use this if you want.

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
's all gonna be okay! Jus' wait here!


[goes digging behind the counter]


[where's that stupid kit?!]

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[STARTS. BREATHING. HEAVILY.]

[OH GOD. THIS IS IT. EATEN BY A MONSTER. ANON ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD END LIKE THIS...]

I WANT MY MOM!!

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bedtime! :)

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g'night!

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(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Who are you?
kingkongeriget: (one charming motherfucking pig)

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[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
'm th'ghost'a the costume store! M'spirit's gonna haunt this shop 'til the end'a time! Roar!


[WAVES HIS ARMS MENACINGLY]

Re: Use this if you want.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
/spots you and sneaks up behind you in an even scarier ghoul mask

Good day for a scare isn't it? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

1/3

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Shhh! Keep it down! Yer gonna-
kingkongeriget: (I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced!)

3/3

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[SHRIEKS]


[SCRAMBLES BACK AND FALLS OUT OF THE PILE FLAT ON HIS ASS]


[SCREAMING]


[COVERED IN COSTUME PARTS AND SCREAMING HOLY SHIT]

Re: 3/3

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHOULDA SEEN YOUR FACE!!!!

Okay joke's over. Let me take off my mask

/this is underneath the mask once it's off

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kingkongeriget: (I don't be givin' no man a foot massage)

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[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[AND THEN WE'LL DO IT AGAIN]


[TRIES TO CLAMBER BEHIND THE WEAPON BIN AND HIDE]


THAT AIN'T FUNNY!

Re: 3/3

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't run away, come back!!! Fine I'll stop with the masks. Here's my real face.

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kingkongeriget: (I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced!)

oh god ;A;

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK]


[CHUCKS RUBBER WEAPONS AT IT]


GO ON, GET! DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' WORTH HAUNTIN', YA HEAR?!

Re: oh god ;A;

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
/starts contorting nearer

aahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

PLAY WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE

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kingkongeriget: (I don't be givin' no man a foot massage)

/hides under blankets

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-09-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[TAKES OUT HIS LIGHTER AND FLICKS IT ON]


STAY BACK, I TELL YA! BACK!


[OF ALL TIMES TO FORGET LATIN PRAYERS]

Re: /hides under blankets

(Anonymous) 2013-09-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T RUN FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!


D O N O T R U N

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