aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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[grabs]

Steady on 'em!

[FREEZES UP ON TERROR]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[BLOODY. MURDER.]

[oh shit! did anon get hurt?]

Don't worry, Anonym! Big bro's onnit!

[scoops anon up and heads over to the counter to look for a First Aid Kit]

[CRIES]

DON'T EAT ME! DON'T EAT ME!!

's all gonna be okay! Jus' wait here!

[goes digging behind the counter]

[where's that stupid kit?!]

[STARTS. BREATHING. HEAVILY.]

[OH GOD. THIS IS IT. EATEN BY A MONSTER. ANON ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD END LIKE THIS...]

I WANT MY MOM!!

[assumes anon is screaming because they're hurt]

[pops back up with an antiseptic wipe and some Band-Aids]

's a'right! Don't worry! D'ya like Mickey Mouse? Or ya more've a flowers kinda Anonym?

WHY'RE YOU ASKING ME THIS!? JUST EAT ME! JUST EAT ME AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!

[what?]

[did he hear that right?]

[pulls up his mask so he can hear better]

Eat ya? Why'd I be eatin' ya?

[SCRREEEAM]

YOU JUST TOOK OFF YOUR FACE!!

YOUR..F...ACE...

...

wh-which is your real face?

[....opens up the wipe?]

What're ya talkin' 'bout? Don'tcha recognize me?

You're a monster!! But now you got a regular face....

[giving you a look of horrified disgust]

Ain't a monster! 'm Denmark!

[POINTS TO THE MONSTER FACE]

[JUST POINTS]

[POINTEDLY]

[pulls it all the way off]

Th'mask?

[gives it to anon to hold for now]

Ain'tcha been ta a costume store 'fore?

[IMMEDIATELY THROWS IT BACK AT YOU]

[SHIVERS]

[SHUDDERS]

Yeah but they don't sell REAL monster faces to--to WEAR!!

[puts it on the ground instead]

's jus' rubber! So! Where'd ya hurt yerself?

[he's got band-aids what need stickin']

[staring at you in disbelief] [HOW DO NOT REALIZE WHAT JUST TRANSPIRED. YOU. ARE. WERE? A MONSTER. WHAT.]

[SNIFFS]

... I dunno! I bumped into eyeballs...

[~~nay anon, the monster lies within the very nature of man. or something~~]

...yer knees?

I got Band-Aids!

[they're cute!]

[who is the monster and who is the man??]

Maybe...

[sticks them out]

[ayup, there's some scrapes on those knees]

You're not...

so you're not really..?

Nope! 100% good ol' Denmark!

[wipes off the scrapes and opens up some bad-aids]

Ya like flowers?

[nods]

Only blue ones...

Perfect! Got ya some'a those right here!

[and pink ones and yellow ones, too, but shhh]

[sticks 'em on]

Howzzat?

Okay.

[now that she knows you're not a child eating monster]

.. Wanna go look at princess costumes?

Love ta! After you, ma'am!

[helps her down and is led off to the princess costumes]

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bedtime! :)

g'night!