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part 342 nightmares on elm street

Nightmare on Elm Street 342: Freddy Applies for a Passport. I think it'll be a hit! Oh, meme. It's still October. The awesome-ist month of the year! For about a week and a half more, anyway. I have been watching horror movies and contemplating putting up fake cobwebs--but I think my cat might eat them. Do you think, meme--do you dare to hope--we might get some Halloween doodles from Himaruya this year?

Enjoy part 342! And whatever you do: don't. fall. asleep.

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[come get yourself some home-made candy from the Ghost of the Earl of Dragsholm Castle!]

[if you dare]

[He isn't afraid of ghosts or of anything!]

[Dressed as a ghost too, he knocks on the door.]

[A LOUD CACKLE COMES FROM BEHIND THE DOOR AND THE DOOR SLOWLY CREAKS OPEN]

WHO DARES DISTURB ME AT M'REPOSE?

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[Jumps back! But then jumps forward again.]

Someone who wants ya sweets! Give 'em up, ain't scared of ya!

[sllllooooooowly pokes his head out]

[he's all made up to look all pale and ghostly and creepy]

Ain't me ya oughta be scared of...jus' that dark shadow behind ya!

[don't worry, he's just buying time while he ties off a baggie of rum balls for him]

[STARES IN HORROR and because he's interested in his hair because it's a bit like his own.]

[Jumps because he's heard too many ghost stories like that and looks behind him, only to see his own shadow. Looks back with a scowl.]

Oi! Don't scare people like that!

[Don't mind him, he hasn't quite got the point of this holiday yet.]

[LAUGHS AGAIN and hands him the goods]

[buhyoo, little dude]

Yeah? But bein' dead's real borin' yanno! Gotta pass th'time somehow!

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[how scary, how scary!]

[A KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

[FROM AN ANON DRESSED AS A CAT]

Trick or Treat!!

[CRACKS THE DOOR OPEN JUST A TEENSY BIT AND PEEKS OUT]

[EVIL CHUCKLE]

AN' WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

[well THAT is unnecessarily creepy]

[shrinks back a little]

Trick or... treat...? I'm a cat

[C'MON ANON, WHERE'S YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT?]

A REAL BRAVE LIL' CAT, EH?

[holds out a little baggie of rum balls, complete with orange and black ribbons]

FOR YER BRAVERY!

[s...lowly... reaches for the bag]

[IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS SCARY, GOD]

[ALSO ARE YOU GIVING A CHILD ALCOHOL LADEN CANDY...]

[but it's fun!]

[.....right?]

[and of course not! he's giving everyone alchohol-laden candy!]

[laughs again]

Trick or trrreeeeeeeaaaat-!!

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[They dare.]

[Knock knock knock!]

I heard reports of a candy disturbance in the area!

Hand over the candy quietly and she won't have to arrest you, too!

[HEY, SO HE HEARD AMERICAS LOVE GHOSTS, RIGHT?]

[SWINGS THE DOOR OPEN DRAMATICALLY!]

CANDY? FOR A FELLA WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY?! BAH!

[so he says, but he's holding a bowl full of baggies of rum balls]

[JUMPS WITH A YELP then starts laughing]

Yikes! A ghostly Denmark!

[He knows too well. She reaches for some candy.]

Then I should get it all! He's in trouble with the law!

I'm innocent until proven guilty! I was framed! FRAMED!

Tell ya what! How 'bout ya get it fer good behavior, huh?

[lets girl America take one and drops one in boy America's candy stash with a wink]

Let'm have it if he's provin' he can be a prodcuctivable member'a society!

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[Is she late?]

[Gives his house a light knock, still in costume.]

[guess who's getting the evil laugh treatment, too!]

[slowly creaks the door open]

D-Daniya?

[Opens the door and peers inside.]

[congratulations! you've just won a face full of Denmark, dressed up like a ghost and cackling maliciously! come on down and collect your prize!]

[Is her prize being able to punch him in the face?]

[Because she just accidentally punched him in the face.]

[AND HE'S DOWN]

[candy goes flying!]

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be back in a bit!

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Okey!

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back! /o/

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those updates 3

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