part 345 half naked waiter nations

[aphanon_meme]

Holy Himaruya Updates, meme! It's almost December! Which means it's practically January, a whole new year! I'm surprised we've been getting so much new content... it is nice, though, it feels refreshing. (I mean, if half-naked waiter nations aren't refreshing, I don't know what is!)

Do you have any plans for the week, meme? I'm going to see Frozen (and maybe The Book Thief) plus Thanksgiving, which will be full of food, family, and... food? And of course, a presentation of this classic Thanksgiving clip: Thanksgiving Day.

Enjoy part 345!

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Comments

[marszmarsz]

Mh... As long as I don't have to like, use my hand. 'Cuz y'know, that'd like, imply touching his butt.

[(Anonymous)]

you could like use your dick

:3

[marszmarsz]

Ewww it'd get all dirty! Gross! I like to keep clean, thanks!

[(Anonymous)]

man for such a nation you can be so clueless sometimes gosh

[marszmarsz]

Uh? I'm not! I'm so not!

Why are you saying I am?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sayin' you could TOTALLY have SEXUAL relations with Prussia!

[marszmarsz]

EH?! EEEH!?! NO WAY! It's lie, NO, like, NIE EVEN! Seriously it's like, WAYYYY gross! Why would I ever do that!?

[Overreacting? No way!]

[(Anonymous)]

He has a very soft butt or so I'm told

so many have wanted to tap that

shake that

[marszmarsz]

He could have the best butt ever I wouldn't touch it!! Like his face is enough of a butt I don't need to see the other one!

[(Anonymous)]

aww okie

/driveby I'm sorry

[respublikaaaah]

[HE KNEW YOU HAD ONE]

[See Prussia he's not a demon, you're just crazy.]

Re: /driveby I'm sorry

[marszmarsz]

...

[He's not sure about how to feel about your expression. It looks like you're proud about something.]

Re: /driveby I'm sorry

[respublikaaaah]

[HE IS HE'S SO PROUD are you taller]

You're not secretly a girl too, right? Because Prussia apparently has been this whole time and she thinks you're my wife.

[Congratulations on your very own teenage neighbor aren't you thrilled?? At least he's laughing because if he didn't he might cry in confusion.]

1/2

[marszmarsz]

Eh? If I were you'd like, you'd know, right? And... I'd know too! Mh, well, I'm not your wife! It'd be super weird!

[And he's not wearing any kind of heels today why do you look like you're shorter and why do your cheeks look softer?]

2/2

[marszmarsz]

PRUSSIA'S A WHAT!?

Re: 2/2

[respublikaaaah]

There's two of them and one's a girl and I don't think it was a dream but she said you were flat-chested?!

[MORE NERVOUS BECAUSE OF YOUR REACTION so he starts talking fast]

[Seriously, why are you taller? You didn't grow several inches in the last day or two, did you? Did you take on territory without telling him?]

[...stares...]

Re: 2/2

[marszmarsz]

OH!!!

OH!

Oh. I thought like, the Prussia we like, know since like, that time. 'Cuz I'm uh, pretty sure that one's a guy. Like, it's weird on here with all those people we know but they're totally different some times and it's super confusing! And uh, I met girl you! She's way nice and pretty!

[Why are you staring is there something on his face?]

1/?

[respublikaaaah]

You're sure? Because they look pretty much the same.

[The girl one has no boobs and he is not surprised but slightly disappointed. Does this mean Prussia's dick is tiny too, he knew it.]

Girl...me?

2/?

[respublikaaaah]

What do you mean "girl me"?! There's only me me!

[Still staring. There might as well be something on your face, something's off...]

DONE

[respublikaaaah]

...Polska, I thought we discussed you taking on additional territory without talking to me about it.

Re: DONE

[marszmarsz]

They do? You and girl you look alike, but not that much. She's like, mh. Well, she's not the same. And there totally is a girl you because I know her! Well I met her.

Additional territory? Uh? Is that like, some kinda eufem... Euf... misn... like a way of saying something else?

Re: DONE

[respublikaaaah]

You're taller than you were this morning!

[STRESSED OUT NAGGING HUSBAND TIME]

You can't just go expanding your lands without discussing it with me! We're supposed to be a team! If you go around doing like that we'll make more enemies because you didn't think it through first!

Re: DONE

[marszmarsz]

I am?! I didn't realize! Like all of my clothes still fit so I d... Expanding my lands?

[Mhh you're saying really weird things kinda like you...]

Oh

My

God.

Wait a sec. You're like, not my usual Liet, are you?

[(Anonymous)]

Skrt skrt what would you use instead and how hard would you hit him?

[marszmarsz]

A baseball bat. And super hard.