part 359 survival horror tropes

[aphanon_meme]

Hello again meme! Can you believe all these new updates? I love it! I hope we see more historical stuff, though and not just emperors. Also more of that Denmark, whatta guy.

Enjoy part 359!

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Battle royale - day 9

[aphanonroyale]

It's the start of day 9 and we still have 22 contestants left. We'll be honest with you we were hoping for more bloodshed. So there's a special surprise in store for everyone tomorrow. It'll be a battle royale first!

For now enjoy this day and rest up. Particularly if your legs are injured or you suffer from anything else limiting your mobility. A good place to rest was the farmhouse in the southwest. Buuut we suspect it's gonna be very popular in a couple of minutes. Because we wanna let you know that hidden somewhere behind all the bales of hay in its shed ...is an old pitchfork.

Now for the kinkier and more perverted folks among you, there is also horse riding gear stashed in the farmhouse so you'll find leather straps and a riding crop. In case it wasn't clear, this message is directed especially at you contestants #1, #20 and #23. And with how much she seems to love animals, we're side-eyeing contestant #27 as well. Personally we rrreally hope contestant #14 finds it first. If anyone can use that equipment as a lethal weapon, we're sure it's him.

[First (according to their timestamp) person to claim the pitchfork in this thread will win it. Same goes for the horse riding gear. Knock yourself out!]

Almost forgot, today's danger zones are C1 and G5. That's all for today.

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[wiggly_george]

[sleeping in a corner of the barn]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[(Anonymous)]

[pets the goat sheep thing]

/ROAMBY

[jipangu]

[ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE WANTS SUCH LEWD WEAPONS?! ]

[ lewdness is the last thing he's thinking about right now!! ]

[ DETERMINEDLY ROAMS BY AND AWAY FROM THE FARMHOUSE ]

[ (nice try, but he's not falling for it with such an obvious call-out and implications of kinkiness and pervertedness!) ]

/driveby

[sweetsestra]

[She could use that pitchfork for some work she's doing...]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[fraustria]

[Injured legs? ...Looks at her foot...

AND- hey-

...

It's not for perverse reasons. It's just that she needs a weapon she knows how to use, so...she'll be appropriating that riding gear, thank you so much

And now to...

return to hiding behind Australia]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[aphanonroyale]

[+1 RIDING GEAR

Congratulations.]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[fraustria]

[Fabulous. Think nothing but pure thoughts about it.]

/concern-by

[luckycountry]

[He hopes that's just as an useful weapon because if she starts using it on him he's out of here.]

Re: /concern-by

[fraustria]

[Now, now. She can't kill him with it!]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[1amkeit]

[RUNS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE FARMHOUSE WITH A HEAVILY BLUSHING FACE]




[TO GRAB THE PITCHFORK, NOT THE RIDING CROP]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[(Anonymous)]

[Follows behind with a match]

YEAH! YEAH! LETS GRAB OUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS AND KILL THE MONSTER!! KILL THE MONSTER!!!

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[aphanonroyale]

[+1 OLD PITCHFORK

Congratulations.]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[lietuvaaaah]

[He was already heading this way before he got delayed by America, so here he finally is. Unfortunately, that pitchfork brings up bad memories. He's mostly past all that but--]

[Did. Did they just list him as one of the most kinky and perverted?!]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[fellatiano]

[Surprise doesn't sound good, pitchfork sounds extra not good, he's awful at farming and horse-riding…

He'll just ride this out nearby the beach.]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[(Anonymous)]

[innocent eyes.gif sleeping in the hay]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[fredlig]

[Personally we rrreally hope contestant #14 finds it first]

[GOES FIFTY SHADES OF RED]

[WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!]

[NO, ACTUALLY DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION, HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW]

[But he will sit on the hay to NOT LOOK FOR IT]

/DRIVEBY FOR NOW but yo let's get this asshole fighting and doing plot things

[kingkongeriget]

[wakes up hung over in a bale of hay, clutching his bag and a plush crayfish]


[the hell is all that noise?]

BUT will he fight with his beloved bro?

[fredlig]

[Sits on]

[This suspiciously doesn't feel like hay]

Re: /DRIVEBY FOR NOW but yo let's get this asshole fighting and doing plot things

[1amkeit]

[Almost trips over him while he's trying to make his way out of the barn with the pitchfork]

Denmark?

[It could be the sleep deprivation, but Germany knows the signs of a hangover all too well, and he's fairly sure he's seeing them right now]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[wienerliad]

[because you want a lost Austrian non-participant in the farmhouse to see how can this man's Alpine power be of your service]

[Very frustrated. Yes, he is thinking of collecting eggs and milking cows and collecting wheat so he can make food in the most inappropriate setting]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[fredlig]

[That sounds like a great idea. Let him help by looking confused in the middle of the hay and handing him some fresh eggs]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[von_ballenstedt]

[... Well, it feels like ages since he saw someone who isn't participating in this game. But isn't dangerous for them to be here?

Anyways, Brandenburg is seriously thinking of taking some eggs and wheat himself, one to eat, as for the other...]

Tree-hugger!anon

[(Anonymous)]

[Hearing about the "special surprise" makes anon nervous. She doesn't like surprises very much, especially from individuals she doesn't trust. Nothing good can come out of this.

In a game like this, a pitchfork can be a scary weapon, so anon turns in the opposite direction of the farmhouse and starts marching off... until she hears about the horse riding gear and who the message is directed to.

Stops short.

WHAT. Hey, she's a total virgin here! And excuse you, her and the crayfish are just friends!! JUST FRIENDS. As much as she loves animals, plants are her true favorite kingdom - she's not called the tree-hugger for nothing! Oh, did that not sound right? Well, sorry, she's not revealing how she meant that. Sounds innocent though.

Continues resolutely marching AWAY from the farmhouse. Just because leather is one of her favorite scents doesn't mean she's interested. It's probably so old the scent's left it anyway. And the announcers making some comment about it being used as a lethal weapon does not sound appealing.]

Re: Battle royale - day 9

[daheroyoudserve]

[He's not really sure he wants to be out this way, but it's where he's ended up for the time being. When the jerk that put them here came over the speaker, he couldn't help but laugh. Man, someone's gotta be embarrassed right now.]

Eh, maybe they have a loft I can catch some Z's in.