aphanon_meme | part 42 knows the answer

part 42 knows the answer

Maybe I was dreaming but I could've sworn it wasn't close to maxing before I went to bed... oh well, you guys are crazy/awesome. Umm... well... that's all for now! I'm off to eat spaghetti. Nommm.

Enjoy part 42~

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Alright... ~~sir.~~

*Canada licks away at the horribly mangled banana bits on the floor, forgetting about his maid outfit and freely waggling his supple buttcheeks in the air. Because Canada doesn't wear underpants when he wears skirts*

*Simply watches and smiles*

*That's right you dirty Commie. Smile and watch as Canada tries to not rub himself off between his thighs. God, how he wants to go back to licking your boots, to slowly making his way up your leg and into those splendid vital regio--*

Okay, I'm done. I need to brush my teeth. Eugh.

No, comrade, now you will be coming back to the basement.

H-ha--hahahaha, but I'm sure there aren't any bananas to lick off of anyone's boots, right?

There's really no reason for me to go there, ahahahah--

Wrong. *Grabs Canada's arm and hauls him up*

hey canada prod him in the face

Why

with your dick, in case that wasn't obvious

do you even need a reason

I don't think I can jump that high.

ask him to carry you
heheh

Whoa, hey, w-wait! *tries struggling* Let's be reasonable here, eh? I-I mean, I--I totally don't want to be Communist, y'know? It's... It's not good for my complexion! Seriously, I just start breaking out in pimples and stuff and it's really not pleasant--

*Goes to grab his other arm and pull him forward*

--You are leaving the uniform on. Understood?

But I don't even have any underpants! *tries flailing in his arms, but fails miserably*

What if I catch a cold or something? Ahhhgh!

... I will make sure you are warm enough, comrade.

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I'm conflicted.

I did not say you had a choice in the matter.

Why am I not surprised.

*Picking Canada up now*

*a meteor falls from space and disintegrates until it's nothing but a super tiny pebble--finally his Canada in the head and knocks him out*

...

... How... unexpected--

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... Huh?

... Huh!? Sch-SCHATZ!? HEY!? HEY!! *shakes*

*gurgles*

SHIT, what the hell happened!? Uh... Uh...

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... The outfit looks pretty fucking awesome though, aha-ahaha!!

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part 42 knows the answer

AWKWARDDD BOOOOONNNNNNNEEERRRRRRR

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how convenient ho ho ho ho ho

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