Older-acting than Average!Canada, less sexually inhibited, drinks a big cup of Haterade before he gets out of bed in the morning, can jack so much fucking lumber your head will spin, has simultaneously much better and much worse taste in clothes, smokes like a chimney, eats poutine-covered tourtière for breakfast, can drink forever... Hates Rest of!Canada, America, England, France. No stranger to the kink and fetish scene.


Moar Haterade.


Plays mean fucking hockey. Is proud of that fact (and may be missing a tooth or two.) Speaks horrible French with bizarrely-interspersed English, "Donne-moi un 'ot-dog, pis du poutine, la.".


Oh, and TABARNAK.