Part 11 comes after Part 10

[aphanon_meme]

Part 10 is over! Part 11 is here. If you haven't checked the challenge entry, the challenge has been extended until Part 11 maxes. Hopefully that is enough time for people who are busy with finals and such to find time to enter, if they'd like to!

Should I mention that the number 11 scares me? I really don't like that number. Like how Natalie Portman hated the number 5 (or 6?) in Where the Heart Is. But a higher number. Well, anyway.

Da Rules:
*No image bombing.

Da Notes:
*If you're feeling down, make sure to get help, and refer to links on previous parts if you need them.
*If you don't know how to post images while anon, refer to this comment. Make sure to follow the directions on that comment as well!

And also:
*Posting on this meme, logged in or not, is opening you up and taking the risk for positive and negative comments. If you can't handle that response to your logged in comments, I'd suggest posting anon and not drawing attention to yourself.
*What you say is what you say, so please make sure you want to say it. Except for special cases (that hopefully will not come up) I won't be deleting or screening comments.
*This is a NSFW space. Warnings are not required.
-Feel free to comment or message me with any questions/concerns.

Comments

[ohnobulgaria.livejournal.com]

Please. I know I don't have the balls to take a swing at me!

[balkan-blogging.livejournal.com]

That so? Then clearly I don't know myself very well!



Ahahahaha! Shows what I know, doesn't it? Goddamnit ow

[ohnobulgaria.livejournal.com]

Dammit, ow! How could I, me?! That's it, I'm going to give myself a taste of my own medicine!



How do I like that, huh? Ouchouchouch.

[balkan-blogging.livejournal.com]

Aagh, sonova--I might think I've won this round, me, but I have not yet begun to fight!



T-there! Who's laughing now, huh?! Certainly not me! Ohgodthepain*gasp, wheeze*

[ohnobulgaria.livejournal.com]

Owww, damn it all-Ok, me. I may have won the battle, but I am not going to let myself win this war.



I sh'ure showed mysh'elf! Holyorthodoxchurch *spits out loose teeth*

[balkan-blogging.livejournal.com]

Hurghh, no good, cheating--Ha, yeah, 'cause I would know all 'bout winning warth, wouldn' I? Haha, hahahaowwww.



Tha's righ', tha's righ'! How d'I like me NOW? Simeongivemestrength *keels over*

[ohnobulgaria.livejournal.com]

Dick, that wa'th my good kidney--

...

Hey now, why are we fighting? I know a hand'thome man like me i'th alway'th lookin' *coughs up blood* for th'ome new allie'th. Why, I think I & I would make a fabulou'th pair.

/hides Bulgaria Inc. back-stabbing knife®

[balkan-blogging.livejournal.com]

Ah, stuff it, I got two of 'em, don' I?

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Well damn, tha'th a pretty good point I've got there, innit? Don' see why we gotta fight when we c'd be teaming up to fight thomebody leth good-lookin' an' dithtinguithed. Like...like Turkey. Yeh. Tha's the ticket.

WhaddoIsay, huh? Ceathe all hothtilities againtht mythelf?

/uses whacking stick as a crutch

[ohnobulgaria.livejournal.com]

/uses The List to stop the bleeding

I think this may be the th'tart of a beautiful allien'th!

Be'thides, Thur'day ith' when my wonderful self hate'th both Greece and Turkey, th'ugly bath'tards. And I know I'll need my help to get all the hating/mocking/pointless vandalism done.

May we never part, my gloriou'th self. *spits out rest of teeth*

[balkan-blogging.livejournal.com]

Hey, yeah, I think I may be onta thomethin' there, me! Th' bathtards won' know what hit 'em when I and I're done with 'em! Thtupid Turkey, thinks he'th tho cool with hith fancy neutrality, bahh.

We'll thtart drawing up invasion planth tomorrow! Now let'th get to a hothpital and see if they can't reattach that piece of mah tongue.