aphanon_meme | Part 11 comes after Part 10

Part 10 is over! Part 11 is here. If you haven't checked the challenge entry, the challenge has been extended until Part 11 maxes. Hopefully that is enough time for people who are busy with finals and such to find time to enter, if they'd like to!

Should I mention that the number 11 scares me? I really don't like that number. Like how Natalie Portman hated the number 5 (or 6?) in Where the Heart Is. But a higher number. Well, anyway.

Da Rules:
*No image bombing.

Da Notes:
*If you're feeling down, make sure to get help, and refer to links on previous parts if you need them.
*If you don't know how to post images while anon, refer to this comment. Make sure to follow the directions on that comment as well!

And also:
*Posting on this meme, logged in or not, is opening you up and taking the risk for positive and negative comments. If you can't handle that response to your logged in comments, I'd suggest posting anon and not drawing attention to yourself.
*What you say is what you say, so please make sure you want to say it. Except for special cases (that hopefully will not come up) I won't be deleting or screening comments.
*This is a NSFW space. Warnings are not required.
-Feel free to comment or message me with any questions/concerns.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

He doesn't need to tell you, because as a future ruler of his land you're going to give him one. What did I tell you about subjects?

And what are you doing on a stranger's shoulders anyways?

New Daddy~!

This is my new friend, Denmark! He's a s-scandyy-avion, and he's gonna help me find food!

Look, look, he has an axe~

*sigh* You shouldn't be running around talking to strangers.

Swords and spears are better.

... He's not a stranger, he's my friend!

And I wasn't running...

Oi! I'll talk to whoever I want, Legolas!

He was all on his own and looking for food, I'm only helping him out.

[Puts Prussia down on floor]

He started it...

What is a "Legolas"?

And he can handle himself. He's my son, after all. *pats the boy's head*

Legolas is your long lost twin, elf boy.

He's yours? Poor thing...

I'm not an elf.

He's proud to have me as a dad.

Elf.

He'd be prouder with me... and not grow up to be such a failure.

*:|*

This time I'll make sure he doesn't grow up like that. I wouldn't want two failures.

[Gropes]

Then give him some time with me, some good old fashioned, viking style pillaging will set the boy straight for sure!

*... You're lucky that sword missed you, by the way*

I don't need him turning out like you.

'ts wrong with me?

If I listed everything we'd be standing here for days.

Oh bbe, stop being so tsundere! You're turning me on like crazy!

[Holds you close]

... You're just like Rome.

*SHOVE, sword pointin' at your neck bb*

I'm better than Rome.

[Pulls you back, axe against your face, dearest]

I would say anything is better then Rome, but you're on the same level he is.

*So we're even, angelface?*

*plays with dandelions*

Oh, it's you again :D

Do you remember me? I'm the anon you talked to earlier today~

....

....

... Kaīls! *offers dandelion*

Oh, thank you~ *takes*

What are you doing here all by yourself?

Mm! I was scavenging, but then the man with the funny little hat appeared!

He says he's a scandyy-navy-on, and he has an axe, and he was going to help me find food, and daddy said no, and now they're playing!

Dandelions are funny, aren't they? *happily blows on one*