aphanon_meme | Part 11 comes after Part 10

Part 10 is over! Part 11 is here. If you haven't checked the challenge entry, the challenge has been extended until Part 11 maxes. Hopefully that is enough time for people who are busy with finals and such to find time to enter, if they'd like to!

Should I mention that the number 11 scares me? I really don't like that number. Like how Natalie Portman hated the number 5 (or 6?) in Where the Heart Is. But a higher number. Well, anyway.

Da Rules:
*No image bombing.

Da Notes:
*If you're feeling down, make sure to get help, and refer to links on previous parts if you need them.
*If you don't know how to post images while anon, refer to this comment. Make sure to follow the directions on that comment as well!

And also:
*Posting on this meme, logged in or not, is opening you up and taking the risk for positive and negative comments. If you can't handle that response to your logged in comments, I'd suggest posting anon and not drawing attention to yourself.
*What you say is what you say, so please make sure you want to say it. Except for special cases (that hopefully will not come up) I won't be deleting or screening comments.
*This is a NSFW space. Warnings are not required.
-Feel free to comment or message me with any questions/concerns.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Sorry anon meme, it was that or spamming my poor flist with bawwing again :( So er, go ahead and vent as well?

Dear Douchebag McBitch,
Guess what you don't know about me? I have a life. I'm not bad-looking, have friends who stuck by me for 10 years, play sports, love music, and am in a wonderful family. So again, guess what? A few numbers on a midterm that is none of your business is NOT an excuse for your new judgemental attitude towards me. Perhaps by looking at some people's grades, you can tell they should not have gone to such an elitist university. But by looking at people like you, you can definitely tell some people should never have left high school. Have a good life (not).
With love,
Me, a not!straight As student.

oh don't mind if i do.

Dear bitch,

*PAUNCHES*

Love,
The other bitch.

you tell em!

Dear internet person,
Why did you add me to your friendslist? How did you find my username? The only thing I commented on in the main comm was some art dump 3 months ago. Was it through the anonmeme? I only deanoned to do a minor pic dump and I don't really think that those pictures are really a valid reason to friend me. You don't seem to be a bot, because I saw you comment some crappy fanart on the main community; but you don't friend people for the numbers either - your friends list is way too small for that.
Not really venting but confused
anon.

Dear weeaboo friend who got dumped by your internet "boyfriend" and bawwwed to no end about it,

You fucking suck you asshole. Grow up, bitch. Being emo and going all "I hate my life I wanna diiieeee DDDX" and cutting yourself is fucking bullshit you shallow motherfucker. I failed college and my family is going bankrupt but did you hear me fucking bawww about it? NO BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN REPLY TO YOU WHEN YOU SPAM ME WITH FUCKING WEEABOO-ISH EMO EMOTICONS YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARD. And now you don't wanna talk to me anymore because I told you to "grow up or fuck off". Dohoho. I hope your new 12 year old weeaboo friends enjoy your dramu. God you're 16 already. But oh well. YOU'RE OUT OF MY LIFE NOW, BITCH. CIAO MOTHERFUCKER!

DIAF ASSHOLE,
Me ~~who hates herself for still caring~~

Thanks anon, I think I will vent too

I hate it when I try to politely reject guys by coming out to them, and the only thing it does is encourage them to try harder to convince me that I NEED their dick inside me. As if it's an emergency! She hasn't had REAL cock in her! She doesn't know what she's missing!! She'll be a virgin forever!!!!11

I admit that sometimes, when I get rejected by women and find out they're straight, I inadvertently do think a similar way ("what?! vaginas and boobs are awesome, how can you NOT like them?").

The difference?
I am not actually serious about it. When I flirt, I'm usually half-joking, but I always back off when it seems that the attention I give them is unwanted on their side. I don't stalk them, I don't verbally abuse and coerce them, I don't tell them that they just "haven't been with the right woman yet wink wink nudge nudge," and I don't invalidate their sexuality. It's called respect, and I wish I could get a little bit of it when I reject guys.

I am sick of guys following me, ridiculing me, telling me I'm dumb because I "never tried it" and that I must be lucky that he just so happens to be a guy willing to show me the ways of being a ~*~real~*~ woman. Not only that, but these guys are intimidating because they don't give up, even when they don't have a chance. If I didn't want you sexually before, why would STALKING and VERBALLY ABUSING me convince me otherwise?! Why go through all that trouble when you could just get an easy lay with anyone else? This isn't a challenge or a fucking game.

I know not every guy is like this, I really do. But these types are so obnoxious and seemingly unavoidable. I have two guys who are stalking me, and while I haven't come out to them, I'm too intimidated to, because they're both the type of guys who are emotionally unstable and would do something drastic if given the opportunity. I have rejected them, saying I'm not interested in a relationship, but they take it as if it were a rain-check and just keep trying!

Is it... is it really THAT HARD to get it?

Dear Best friend,

Are you going to return my pants anytime soon? I really need them back. ;3;

Love,
Pantsless!Anon

Self,

Stop being so weirdly infatuated with that certain person. It's WEIRD and if she found out she'd surely be a bit creeped out. Yes, she's wonderful in many ways, but seriously, stop being creepy.

In a somewhat similar vein, allowing yourself to be infatuated with a friend you haven't known all that long is just plain dumb. Especially when you know they're involved with someone. Tone down the flirting, you moron.

With much love,
Your rational self.

Dear guys,

I really try not to mind when you're checking me out because it's only fair. I know other girls check out guys all the time too, and it's not like you're doing anything offensive. I guess I'm just not used to it. But I really do have to ask some of you to stop. I hate it when you look at my boobs, give my face a quick glance, and then go right back to staring at my boobs again. It makes me feel demeaned and worthless, and you have no right to make me feel that way.

I hope someone punches you in the face,
Kelsey

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