part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

CATS ARE MY CHILDREN.

[(Anonymous)]

First you must bow!

[(Anonymous)]

MY CUPCAKES ARE DELICIOUS.

[aristocat]

[is that right?]

[well then, it's your responsibility to help your immobile child]

[dressed in this absurd little uniform, he's just certain he's unable to move from this spot. So, he doesn't.]

[(Anonymous)]

/picks up

Why heeeelllllooo you cutie smookins how is mama's baby
are you good? Yes you are, yes you ARE!

/petpetpetpetpetpet
/adjusts your uniform so it's easier for you to move around

Ooo and we can't forget-
/reties your bow

Go get them them precious!

[aristocat]

[no, this won't do, still]

[he refuses to go on like this]

[lies limply in your arms and grumbles]

[(Anonymous)]

Kitty precious, darling!

...


/nuzzles your tummy!

[aristocat]

[what]

[what are you doing...]

[sets a paw on your cheek, claws out]

[(Anonymous)]

OW KITTY GO PLAY!

/THROWS YOU TOWARDS THE CORPSE OF THE EX-CEO

[aristocat]

[hiss]

[lies down behind it]

[(Anonymous)]

[picks up]

[aristocat]

[this vile creature, again?]

[growl]

[(Anonymous)]

[just a friendly not so innocent anon]

[attempts to place you on the meme dryer]

1/2 impending tag on dryer thread

[aristocat]

[pardon him, he had you confused with one of those detestable spiders...]