part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[(Anonymous)]

I only have one of each fruit for some reason.

I think the meme is playing tricks on me.

[notunaforyou]

[ The meme is playing a big, terrible trick on everyone right now. ]

Well, if you've only got one, I'd like mine to be something calorie-dense and full of nutrients. Please.

[ She's not going to starve herself on celery, thank you very much. ]

[(Anonymous)]

You've got it, ma'am!

[Hands you the humble Russet potato]

[notunaforyou]

[ Oh, come on, Chibitalia got a pomegranite! ]

Th-This is a carbohydrate! It doesn't even count as a vegetable!

[(Anonymous)]

It's totally a vegetable, it's part of a plant and it's not a fruit!

Besides, it's a pretty big potato.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#Nutrition

[notunaforyou]

[ "Pretty big potato"... Anon, do you want her to get fat? ]

But you'll allow me to exchange it for something else, non?

[(Anonymous)]

If you want to! I'm not the boss of you.

[notunaforyou]

[ Wait, really? That's not what she was expecting to hear at all. ]

Good. Wonderful. Please take this and substitute it with something that won't send my insulin levels straight through the roof.

[(Anonymous)]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaand switcheroo!

You get a cantaloupe.]

[notunaforyou]

[ THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE POTATO. ]

At least this one is sweet...

[ But she'll just tuck it into her backpack and be on her way. ]