part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[(Anonymous)]

I will knight you an official Nordic if you kill one of the mean three: Denmark, Sweden, or Norway.

[eesti]

...You're an eyes.gif.

[whytiemeup]

And if I should Knight you after all is done?

[eesti]

I don't believe in you.

[whytiemeup]

Ah, a shame, indeed. But you need not believe in me, but believe only in my heavenly powers. Which I do indeed possess and you know in truth I do! If you merely do what is bid of you, your mere seedling of a dreams may bear fruit.

[eesti]

...Why would you want me to kill anybody?

[whytiemeup]

That is the rule of the game, is not? I wish to win your favor only!

Do you accept? I believe you should target Iceland. He is but a sickly weakling who matches you in size. With a generous, terribly needed change of hairstyle and perhaps a touch of flour to dust your hair, you could possibly even take his place, hmm? If not, then you are the perfect fit to fill the iceland hole within their grieving hearts! [he smiles, primly! Doesn't that sound great?]

I'll even give you my weapon, tie it to the end of your bat and you may have yourself a spear of sorts to bring to battle!! [Brandishes it in his knobbled little, trembling, old man hands.]

All I ask of you in return is one simple, though slightly dirty deed. I wish for you to bury me alive, in the grave I have dug. I am but a frail old man in this game, and it delights me to savor death, rather than have it come instantly and leave my battered body prone for the undertaker to come and perhaps fondle my dead manhood beneath my skirts...He is a pervert, if you weren't aware.

[eesti]

[what]




...I'll bury you, but I'm not going to kill Iceland.

[holds his hand out. he'd like a spear to kill the goat, if he sees it]

[whytiemeup]

No? And if he should come to kill you? If you do the deed the offer still stands, my child. It very lonely and frightening without friends or family, is it not? Do you wish to die with only my death under your name? Me? A frail, useless old man? Perhaps the first step to being nordic, is to be a viking in battle, not a sheep.

But nevertheless!! I am blathering when I have a grim reaper to kiss so sweetly upon the lips! Here you go, lad! Be sure to use the pointy end! [hands you his weapon and hobbles over to his hole that is conveniently close by and with tremendous effort and struggle, lays down in it. Hikes up the skirt of his uniform so you may admire his boney liver spotted legs.]

You are very pretty from this angle, my little lamb. I will dream of you when I begin to suffocate!! [winkwonk]

[eesti]

[not listening. no, he doesn't care, really...]

Ae, don't!

[ducks away and hastily pushes dirt into the grave]

[whytiemeup]

Consider it a flattery, my friend! Be sure to pack down on the earth when you are through. I shall have no grave robbers!! Good luck!!

[AND THUS WITH Estonia's patient diligence, God was buried alive and met his own end.]

[br_undertaker]

[circles around the grave in confusion]

[taking someone who is already buried back out only to bury them again doesn't seem smart... besides he's kind of too scared to bury God under his tree]


[hesitantly walks away, looking back over his shoulder a few times]

[but, oh man, he'd be totally heartbroken if he knew what he said about him to Estonia - he'd never grope a dead man/deity! now if it was a dead tree...]

[... okay, perhaps the main point ("he is a pervert") stands]


[greet Death from him]

[posteating]

[bleats]

[what are you doing here?]

[he claimed this place for himself and his buddy satan]

[whytiemeup]

[Have no fears, sweet creature. He's returning to his clouds and naked angels. Being human does not suit him at all.]

[eesti]

[oh, it's the goat!]

[it's been decades, but he thinks he remembers hunting, somewhat...]

[stalks]

Apologies I fell asleep! /bleat-by

[posteating]

[bleats]

[moves off into the distance]

[maybe they'll meet again soon]

[(Anonymous)]

An eyes.gif with immense power!

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1045/swedishestonia.png

Look at it.
It's beautiful...

[eesti]

Er, my flag isn't their decision, anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I have mind powers. I can make them recognize you as a Nordic. It's all smooth sailing from there.

[eesti]

Why should I believe you?

[(Anonymous)]

You don't have to. But the way I see it, you're going to have to kill someone in this game eventually. Why not get a little something out of it?

[eesti]

You have a point, but it would only make things worse if you're lying.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not lying.
If you decide to go through with it, I'll sponsor you. I can't give you a gun but I will send you a sword, axe, dagger, etc of your choice. Or, if you prefer food, I can send you some of that.

It's up to you, Estonia.

[eesti]

...If something happens, er, if I have to kill one of them, I would prefer food.

[(Anonymous)]

/A parachute immediately comes down and lands in front of Estonia; A modesty sized basket full of Estonian Kringle is attached. (http://www.homecookingadventure.com/recipes/estonian-kringle-cinnamon-braid-bread)

You wish is my command!
Remember... One of the big three. Once this whole game is over, everyone will be reborn... And they'll be reborn with new memories as you always being a part of their beloved Nordic family. Harmless and wonderful, really!

/skrrttts away