part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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Re: ITT: Heaven or hell

[(Anonymous)]

1. Canada

2. He floats upstairs first, hopeful. He waits at the pearly gates. No one notices him. So he goes down, down, down. Same story. Canboy is not on the list, and these bouncers are tough. He bobs back to earth and haunts Tim Horton's for the rest of eternity.

3. In Canada's heaven there is hockey. In hell, there isn't any.

Re: ITT: Heaven or hell

[enjoyehble]

[Haunts you with the curse of the Double-Double.]

Re: ITT: Heaven or hell

[(Anonymous)]

[doesn't notice]

[steps on your ghost foot]

Re: ITT: Heaven or hell

[enjoyehble]

[Well.]
[At least it didn't hurt like how it did when he was alive.]






[Goes to sob into a new Tim Hortons Frozen Raspberry Lemonade.]

Re: ITT: Heaven or hell

[(Anonymous)]

[decides to type for a while at one of the tim horton tables]

[it's a fanfic! about canada!?]

[in which canada cries about no1curring enough, cuts himself with sharp maple leaves, and finds his only comfort in this cruel world is his brother's hero dick]

Re: ITT: Heaven or hell

[enjoyehble]

[oh yes thank god for his brother's hero dick it's such a fine specimeACTUALLY NO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK HIS BROTHER'S COCK NON-LITERALLY. HE'S JUST GOING TO DIE. A TIM HORTONS HEAVEN SOUNDS LOVELY.]

[if i die young.]
[bury me in timbits.]
[lay me down in a bed of yearly charity smile cookies.]