part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[kingkongeriget]

[hunkers down in the central hall to catch his breath and look for something he can use as clothes]


[who knew it could get so cold in summer?]

[fruited_plain]

[Wandering around the hallways sort of apprehensive since Japan of all people said it was creepy.]







[Yeah there's a naked man in the middle of the hall. Definitely creepy.]

[Stare.]

[kingkongeriget]

[naked, filthy, and carrying a makeshift spear]


[stare]


-'merica?

[fruited_plain]

[And she's still carrying her faithful yet useless for anything but tormenting Japan battle axe.]



What happened? You get in a fight with a clothes-eating monster and lose? It's like you went all one with nature or something.

1/2

[kingkongeriget]

I, uh.

2/2

[kingkongeriget]

[ffffffft]


[okay, when she puts it that way, it's pretty damn funny]


Feelin' good an' connected with nature, 's fer sure! Went fishin' a while back-


[hence the stick-spear]


-an' when I went t'get m'clothes, was all gone! How's that fer luck?

Re: 2/2

[fruited_plain]

[Starts laughing.]

Pretty awful!

[And scratches her head.]

I wonder if there's spares around here?

[He's not getting any of hers.]

Re: 2/2

[kingkongeriget]

[but they're just the right size!]


's what 'm hopin'! 's colder'n I thought out here! An' smack in the middle'a summer, too, who'd'a thunk?

Re: 2/2

[fruited_plain]

Sure it isn't some ghost or something haunting you?

[But she looks around.]




I dunno what's around here. What's usually in these shrines? If you can't find clothes maybe there's some curtains or something!

Re: 2/2

[kingkongeriget]

Heheh! Could be!


Curtains, summat th'folks here used t'wear, anythin'! Reckon I'll take whatever they got now!

[fredlig]

[BARGES IN]

[Stares]

[There's Denmark with no clothes]









[Walks out]

[kingkongeriget]

[like he isn't naked in, like, 20% of his threads]


Wait! Sverige! Come back!

[fredlig]

[When one walks into a super cool creepy shrine, he wants to see ghosts, not naked bros!]

[Stops and turns]

What?

[kingkongeriget]

Ya gotta help! Is's here, he's playin', too! We gotta stop this!

[fredlig]

[Offers a fish]

That so...




Saw Fin 'nd Sea'n here too.

[kingkongeriget]

[oh, sweet]


[thanks, bro]


They okay?

[fredlig]

Sea got bitt'n by a goat. Fin look'd fine. Dunno 'bout Nor.

[Offers another fish]

Where's Ice?

[kingkongeriget]

[takes that one, too]


Reckon he went t'go lie low while I went lookin' fer Nor. Was hopin' I could find ya both an' come up with a way outta this...still ain't found Nor yet, tho.

[fredlig]

[Taps the sink and joy, water does come out!]

'nd Ostkaka fer d'ssert. With coffee.

[Takes the knife and starts working on the fish]

[kingkongeriget]

Heaven!


[shuffles around in the cabinets and pulls out a bunch of different ingredients: salt, powdered stock, any herbs he can find, dry rice, thickening agents, whatever looks good]


Should have us all a nice dinner once we're outta here, huh?

[fredlig]

[Nods and starts gutting the fish]

'nd a movie with ever'ne.

[kingkongeriget]

[man, that sounds perfect]


Yeah. We'll get out all th'blankets an' pillows. Hell, wouldn't even mind sleepin' out there.


Soup, yeah? I'll get th'base started?

[fredlig]

Nnh.

[Starts cutting the fish in tiny bits]

...We could see th'Northern Lights. Maybe spot a Moose trapp'd 'n a tree.

[Those sound so fun, so why is he getting so sad over it?]

[kingkongeriget]

Drunk again? Reckon 's time ya had a talk with those moose've yers, Sverige!


Can't wait t'go home...


[sets up a stock and gets to padding it out as much as he can]


[they're going to need all the energy they can get]

[fredlig]

Tried talking'im into goin' t'rehab, but he doesn't l'sten t'my advice.

[Puts the fish in the pot]

Maybe I should try'n intervention.

[Intervention for an alcoholic moose, what a great idea!]