part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[tourkokratia]

But I didn't do it!! Don't kill me!!

[throws his jar of cyanide at you]

[chibiromano]

Wh-- [Lets it fall to the ground]

... [Doesn't know what that jar even was, but he's gonna step over it to get closer to you]

[tourkokratia]

[as the jar hits the floor, the cap comes off, spilling the potassium cyanide and allowing the fumes to surround you]

[notices it and takes a few steps back]

Romano! Stop breathing, okay??

[completely forgot that he actually was supposed to kill you]

[chibiromano]

Why should I? [Are you trying to suffocate him?] I'm not stupid!

... [F-falls to the ground]

[After a moment of muscle spasms, he chokes from the fumes and inevitably dies]

[tourkokratia]

[stands there staring on in horror]

...

[shrieks again!!]

Romano! Romano!!

[quickly holds his breath and runs over to put the cap back on the jar without touching or breathing the poison]

[then flails around to disperse the fumes and goes to shake you]

Wake up, Romano! You gotta wake up!

[oh god you look nasty]

[chibiromano]

[He's dead, Jim]

[tourkokratia]

[welp]

[picks up his jar and your gun and stuffs them in his bag]




[runs]

[br_undertaker]

..?

[how did this death happen again... the boss kind of shooed him out of the control room when he decided that he wanted to do the deadcount this time, so he can't remember how this kid met his end]

[picks him up and looks him over - but then the announcement blares across the island]

Cyanide..?

[DROPS THE BODY]

Oops! Sorry, sorry! Right, this stuff isn't, uh, contagious, is it..?

[gingerly picks him back up by the scruff of the neck]

[he'll have to think about where to bury this one]