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aphanon_meme) wrote2013-07-14 10:12 pm
aphanon_meme) wrote2013-07-14 10:12 pm
part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)
Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.
Enjoy part 335!
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[What are you doing, Prussia.]
....Gilbert, do you require some assistance~?
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[he's doing the anxious white guy dance, duh. FLINCHES AT YOUR VOICE. HE IS BEHIND YOU, HOW DID YOU DO THAT]
KEH!! Y-You--How the hell did you know I was there?!! T-The troubled me--Yeah!! I need a little help...BUT NOT FROM THE LIKES OF YOU! Listen carefully before you get the wrong idea!! I'm desperate but not that desperate! I won't sit in your shitty chair to hear your shitty voice unless you swear your trustworthiness from the depths of the little honesty you have in your damn black heart!!
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[He knows you well enough to know you're a mile away. Give him a break.]
Hrm?
[Raises a pointed brow, smiling in that way he does that he knooooows puts Gilbert off]
Gilbert, I have known you for thousands of years. I believe I know your footfalls like a mother knows the cry of her young babe. [Chuckles.] Now, [And he pats the table] come sit with me and I will give you all the advice you desire~
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With your sort of too pretty bearded face, don't use motherhood as an analogy, you're giving me goosebumps! [There's a hesitation before he shoves his hands into his pocket and strides forward, plopping his butt down on the chair.]
Oi, and do a houdini with that smile before I show you a magic trick with my fists!! You'll treat the worried me kindly or I'll ruin your life, got it?! [Pulls his left hand from his pocket and extends a pinky to you, juuust the smidgest bit of flustered and sullen already. HE'S GONNA TELL YOU AB IG SECRET.]
I want you to pinky promise whatever I say here is between you and me!! Swear it on the bullshit we call a friendship!
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Oh, am I? [Looks at his arms, oho.] I merely wanted to call upon the gentleness of a mother in such an analogy~
Yes, yes, I understand completely. [Wipes that look off his face, replaces it with a knowing on. HAH. ...and is this a pinky promise, really.]
[Raises a brow.]
A pinky swear? Really, Gilbert, and here I thought you were an adult. [SIGHS, but puts out his pinky to curl with his.] Oui, yes, of course, I swear it on our wonderful friendship that has been through so much through the centuries. [THANKS FOR FUCKING KICKING DOWN THE DOOR OF HIS COUNTRY SO MANY TIMES. REMEMBER THAT TIME HE WON AND YOU WEREN'T A COUNTRY ANYMORE? YEAH, HE REMEMBERS THAT TOO.]
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TCH!! Shut your mouth and Pinky Swear!!! Children are loyal and honorable, so unless you want to have less virtue than a damn five year old, you'll keep your damn promise!! [DON'T MAKE HIM BREAK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS RIGHT HERE. GET THAT LOOK OUT OF YOUR EYE. HE CAN READ MINDS TOO. WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT WW2 AND HOW YOU GUYS BLAMED HIM FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DO. HE WILL KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR AGAIN AND PEE ON YOUR BED AND CRAWL OUT THE WINDOW TO DEAL WITH THE MESS AND FEELINGS OF VIOLATION]
[HOLDS the pinky swear for a good thirty seconds and maintains threatening eye contanct with you and a long silence]
Hrmph. It has to be secret because the honest me has a confession...About Girl Austria...Y'know her? She's called Lottie! Looks just like Specs with long braided, really soft shiny hair and the mole on the other side! [calm down on the details Gilbert, you are trying to be convincing here]
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I just!! I got too heated and told a big lie to our Specs and he now thinks I'm...that the popular and experienced me's...that-that--I'm...TSK!! [squirms in his seat and GESTURES CENSORED THINGS. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS]
Y-YOU KNOW!! W-with her...and I'm not!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO!! I SWEAR I DON'T!! I-I WOULDN'T!!--DAMN IT, I wouldn't touch her if my life depended on it!! ON FRITZ'S GRAVE, I WOULDN'T!! IT'S NOT EVEN A POSSIBILITY THE LIKES OF HER WOULD PROCESS IN MY MIND AT ALL!! [BAD LIAR. Look at his eyes swooping away from yours and that stupid smile of his twitching]
B-But..
3/3 gomen he's long winded
[HANDS ON HIS HEAD]
I'm in a fucking pinch here, Francis!! I don't want the prince to know the truth, but I don't want the princess to find out the lie! If she finds out from someone else, she'll kill me!!
T-This is too exhausting even for the cunning and plotting me... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, 'the hell should I do!? How do I get out of this safely, hah?! This sort of stress is giving me watery shit at night!!
I can't fucking math, lmao
This is all simple, really. [Flippant hand gesture, moving to lean on hands where fingers have creased with one another to rest his chin on that little cradle, elbows on table as he looks oh so intently at his friend.]
Ask her out. You like her, non? Don't lie, you're burning up red, Gilbert. [Kanye shrug.] Prove you are not lying to either of them by doing what you know you want to do - which is be with her~ It's all quite romantic, really.
Lmao my fault
KKFSDFNSKJFKJSNGSKGNDGJDGNKFJGNDKGFJNKSJNDG!?! [You get abunch f garbled speech that sounds like he tried to speak french with German alphabet pronunciation in his state of horrified embarrassment]
[MOVES TO PUNCH YOU BECAUSE WHAT DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT HE LOVES HER
But ends up tripping and falling halfway on your table]
Y-YOU!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! I TOLD YOU I D IDN'T!! I DON'T!! I TOLD YOU!! T-THIS FLUSH IS SUNBURN!! SU-SUNBURN, UNDERSTAND?!! SUN!! BURN!! [FLAILING AT YOU TRYING TO HIT YOU]
L-L-LI-LIIKE HELL I DO!! I DON'T!! YOU TAKE THAT FILTH BACK FROM YOUR SHITTY LYING LIPS! I DON'T LIKE LOTTIE, YOU DAMN BULLYING FROG!! A-AA-A-A--ASK HER OUT?!! HER?!! DAAAAAAMNN IT!! I'LL VOMIT INTO YOUR MINTY MOUTH!!!
HDU
[Just....watches. He'll suppress a laugh, because he has a feeling he'll actually get hit if he does, but he issss smiling.]
You began to glow red the moment you spoke her name. I'm afraid that is not how sunburn works. But, however, it is how a blush works. [8)]
What is so hard about asking her out? You clearly have feelings for her, non? Would it truly be the end of the world?
NO U
I-I--A HAPPILY ALONE HANDSOME GUY LIKE ME DOESN'T DO THAT COURTING SHIT THAT SHEEP LIKE YOU AND SPECS DO!! I REFUSE!! UNDERSTAND?! I refuse!! I came to you for fucking advice not bullshit!! I thought you were smart in this sort of shit!! [The denial is strong within him]
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!! AND IT WASN'T A FUCKING BLUSH!! SAY IT AGAIN; I'll rip your tongue out with my teeth!! I-I-I turned red because allergy then!! Her name makes me fucking itchy!! That's it!! SO SHUT UP!! [Looks lke he wants TO CRY GOD]
YEAH!! It would be the end of the fucking world!! S-Someone like her---Damn it, She'll laugh in my face!! I'd take one look at her and do the same!! REJECTED!! ADVICE ABSOLUTELY REJECTED!! TRY AGAIN!! [sits back down, drenched in his own sweat oh my god can you smell his distress]
Give me advice that makes fucking sense and isn't based on lies about my cold, lone-wolf heart!!
>:|
[He'll just ignore your outbursts. So used to it. Why are they friends?]
You are afraid of rejection, non? That hasn't changed over time, of course, but you really must get over it sometime soon, Gilbert. How will you ever truly find happiness until that time comes? Perhaps this will be your trial by fire, non? Take it as such. You can find companionship in the young lady if you only put on those handsome features you take so much pride in and show her your 'cold, lone wolf' heart.
[There. THat's his advice. FUCKING TAKE IT.]
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--I'm--I--It's--rej--Yksjdfnksjf---[Watch him gape like a fish at that because OH NO, YOU'VE STARTED TALKING ABOUT HIS DEEP INNER EMOTIONAL TURMOIL. ABORT ABORT OH GOD OH MAN ABORT]
HRRGHH--[STANDS UP AND FLIPS HIS CHAIR OVER AND THEN THROWS IT ACROSS THE MEME. PRUSSIA NO CAN PROCESS SUCH FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. PRUSSIA ANGRY. PRUSSIA SMASH TO EXPRESS FRUSTRATION. PRUSSIA YELL. PRUSSIA NO LIKE FRANCE WORDS. PRUSSIA INTERRUPT.]
FORGET IT!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! SHUT IT!! I SAID FORGET IT!! [HE'S NOT TAKING THAT ADVICE, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN]
That's fucking stupid!! Don't talk about the mysterious me like you know better than I do, you damn uptight little prissy poofy haired little flower!! NnGHHHHNSHF!!! I'm seriously pissed off by that fucking joke that came out of your mouth just now!! Jesus Christ in fucking hell, if I wasn't trying to keep West happy, I'd smash your eyes in!! [LOOK AT THE VEINS OF HIS MUSCULAR ARMs TWITCH WITH GERMAN RAGE]
Afraid of rejection?!! 'the hell do you think I am?! AAAAAAAAHH!! Fuck this!! Forget I said anything!! This was the absolute worst advice you've ever given me in fucking centuries!! I'm going home rather than listening to you spout bullshit!! [STORMS OFF ANGRILY BECAUSE YOU HIT BINGO AND HE CAN'T HANDRE THE TRUTH---WAIT]
AND OI!! FROG!! Remember your fucking pinky swear or I'll break your damn nose!![He means "Thanks for telling me the truth". okay NOW HE'S GONE. Wasn't that fun?]
ohz
...
[Welp, there goes his table and here goes the same old AVOIDANCE OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. WHY DOESN'T HE GET PAID FOR THESE THERAPY SESSIONS MORE OFTEN? :|]
Ah, are we having trouble accepting the truth again? [Sighs, truly sad.] You really must face your inner emotions, Gilbert, or you'll never feel that acceptance from another human being. Must we have more moments like this, or shall we continue to break things?
[Rolls eyes.] Yes, yes, I remember the swear.
[EXASPERATED SIGH. Why does he continue to try.]