part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[le_coq_gaulois]

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I'm afraid I don't serve any food...

[(Anonymous)]

but... aren't you supposed to be known for your cuisine??

[le_coq_gaulois]

Oui, but at this current moment I have no kitchen in which to make food for you, nor am I inclined to cook for someone i do not even know the name of.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm anonymous, you're france, now we're introduced.

and anyway you're kissing people you don't know! what if they have a cold? what if they have the flu? what if they have... cooties?!

come on, you've gotta have chocolates or something on you right?

pleeeeeeeeease big bro?

[le_coq_gaulois]

Oh, I'm sure I can endure such diseases. I've endured far worse, anonymous.

Non, non, no chocolates. Perhaps you should ask my dear friend Switzerland for such a thing.

[(Anonymous)]

but switzerland has bullets






heeeey aren't you being a little short-sighted about this disease thing? sure YOU can endure it but you could be transmitting cooties to lotsa people who aren't, you know, freaking immortal!

that's not cool!

wouldn't you rather open a meme food truck instead??

[le_coq_gaulois]

[SIGHS.]

I've been tested time and time again and I am not spreading cooties.

[Especially the kind you're talking about AND STOP ASKING HIM FOR FOOD, HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA ADDRESS THAT.]

[(Anonymous)]

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SIIIIIING
SINGING THE SONG OF

oh wait nvm that's the sound of my stomach rumbling

please please please please please plzzzzzzzzzz

france

france you so pretty

you cook so good

and so generous, am i right

fraaaaaaance

be a bro

feed an anon

[le_coq_gaulois]

[You are strange.]

Why are you--Non, I'm not going to ask. I simply do not have food and you must seek it elsewhere.

[Shoos off.]

[(Anonymous)]

...

/dies





/thanks a lot, france :'c

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Oh.]

[Well that was quick.]

[...pushes body awaaaaaay from the booth. You're gonna start smelling.]