aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-07-24 12:02 am

part 336 sandy beaches

I can't believe July is almost over! The month has gone by fast, for me anyway. What have you been up to this July? I want to go to a beach but oh, the humidity! It's monstrous. Like a monster from Buffy. Or maybe bunnies.

Enjoy part 336!

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fredlig: (Default)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Sure, sure]

[He has Kåldolmar with a side of mashed potatoes]

[And some lemonade because lemonade]
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[WOAH]


[brings his own lunch over to add to the pot: rye toast and a divided container with smørrebrød toppings]


So how's yer teachin' been?
fredlig: (nom nom nom)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He better share some of that bread!]

Mmh. 'm not teachin'. Got hir'd as Vice Princ'pal. 'nd got some free Froyo, too.
kingkongeriget: (a "royale with cheese"!)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[there's shrimp, too!]


Vice Principal? Fer real? Good fer ya, Sverige!


[have a nice, hard pat on the back!]
fredlig: (wish me courage; wish me strength)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[OW OW OW]

[He has achieved his dream for this part! Getting free Froyo! And the VP thing is a bonus.]

Nnh thanks, 's no biggie.

[Takes some shrimp and slides some potatoes towards]
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[digs in]


[mmmmmm, so starchy and comforting]


Sure! Yer th'principal's right-hand fella! Ain't bad, neither!


[notices him taking the shrimp]


Ya want some toast fer that?
fredlig: (nom nom nom)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
'kay.

[Goes to town with the bread and shrimp]

[And rolls some Smörgåsbord towards]

Mmh. 's fun but t'much work. How ya doin' here?
kingkongeriget: (like three little Fonzies here)

Re: NURSE'S OFFICE

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
's alright! Don't mind much, but 's been a while since I had t'fix folks up, yanno?


[any first aid he did back in the day was rudimentary as hell and probably involved leeches]
fredlig: (nom nom nom)

brb dinner! o/

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Are there even any leeches in this office?!]

[Nods]

Ya should probably go 'round givin' pamphlets 'bout STDs. Heard 'merica's the one in charge'f that class.

[Damn this bread is good]
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

okay!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[just some in jars? the school supply catalogs only let you order dead ones]


Yeah? That ain't somethin' he oughta do? An' givin' out condoms an' what have ya?


[cuts off a piece of the kåldolmar]


[nom nom nom]
fredlig: (think)

back!

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Boo he's going to use his power and order alive ones. For science]

[Shrugs]

He's teachin' why ya shouldn't have sex 'n all that.

[Or so he has heard]

Don't think he's gonna be handin condoms 'ny time soon.

[Reaches for two plastic cups and pours in some lemonade]
kingkongeriget: (I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced!)

Re: back!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[BEST VICE PRINCIPAL EVER for science, yes]


Fer serious? 's awful!
fredlig: (Default)

Re: back!

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Nh. Been meanin t'talk t'him.

[Offers a cup]

Would be good t'have 'n assembly 'n talk 'bout it.
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: back!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! An' tell 'em th'only reason not t'be doin' somethin' is 'cuz they don't wanna!


[takes]


[getting a good lunch, here]


Maybe I should go puttin' up posters an' signs? Spreadin' awareness an' what have ya?
fredlig: (Have fun storming the castle!)

Re: back!

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods]

Sounds good. Ya could put a condom on a banana. Show 'em kids how t'put it on.

[And maybe have America flip out because that would be funny]

kingkongeriget: (we should have fucking shotguns.)

Re: back!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
'course! They gotta know all th'important summats! An' th'protection fer the ladies, too! Dental dams an' what have ya!


[loads up a piece of toast with some toppings and chows down]
fredlig: (nom nom nom)

Re: back!

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nh. Try teachin'em t'America too.

[Goes down on a potato]

He shoulda learn that stuff, too.
kingkongeriget: (do they speak English in What?)

Re: back!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Ya think he dunno?
fredlig: (Default)

Re: back!

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Mmh. 's more like he's inexpirienc'd.

[Steals some more bread]

Not that's a bad thing.
kingkongeriget: (we should have fucking shotguns.)

Re: back!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't a reason t'go cuttin' all that outta lectures, tho'!


Maybe I oughta show him that talkin' 'bout it ain't scary!
fredlig: (Have fun storming the castle!)

Re: back!

[personal profile] fredlig 2013-07-31 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Steals more food]

Nnh. Should b'good fer'im. Learnin' this stuff.

[Thumbs up]

I'll leave't up t'ya.
kingkongeriget: (a "royale with cheese"!)

Re: back!

[personal profile] kingkongeriget 2013-07-31 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[thumbs up!]


Can count on me!