Hm? Aren't those rather vague telling signs you're basing your claim on?

For one, what if I tell you my teeth are just naturally pointy? We all have teeth that are naturally pointy. You know, just like some animals. Do you go around saying they're vampires?

And my eyes are really different and weird like that! Some people say it's brown or russet or whatever shade of brown, then, there was a time it was called blue! Being red shouldn't make it any different, right?

... And what does my hat have to do with this?