part 337 christmas in july miracles

[aphanon_meme]

Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

ENJOY PART 337!

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[crimson_trickster]

Hm? Aren't those rather vague telling signs you're basing your claim on?

For one, what if I tell you my teeth are just naturally pointy? We all have teeth that are naturally pointy. You know, just like some animals. Do you go around saying they're vampires?

And my eyes are really different and weird like that! Some people say it's brown or russet or whatever shade of brown, then, there was a time it was called blue! Being red shouldn't make it any different, right?

... And what does my hat have to do with this?

[(Anonymous)]

Red eyes and pointy teeth are definitely vampire signs!!


it's a very vampire...y... hat...

What if someone hangs garlic up in their house, huh?

[crimson_trickster]

So, you say...



Why don't you try shoving garlic at me now and see what happens? [snicker]

[(Anonymous)]

I-I don't have any with me!

What about a cross?

[digs one out of her pocket and holds it up]

[crimson_trickster]

It's small. As I recall, some people tried it with ones even bigger than me. Now what happened then...?

[pokes it with his hand]

[immediately recoils and hissing like he's in a lot of pain]

GGgaaaaAaaah...!

[drops on his knees on the floor, twitching]

[(Anonymous)]

[SHRIEKS]

YOU REALLY ARE A VAMPIRE!!!

[HOLDS THE CROSS IN FRONT OF HER LIKE IT'S A SHIEEEEEELD]

[crimson_trickster]

[still twitching, which slowly reduces to small shudders]



[And then... stops.]


[He is now facedown on the floor, like a corpse]



[Is he... dead?]

[(Anonymous)]

[panting]

[oh god, it's like a horror movie]

He--hello?

[takes a reluctant step toward]

[and another]

[leans down]

Hello...?

[crimson_trickster]

[He's not responding at all]


[No movement...]



[Why not try leaning down to hear if he's breathing at least? Or maybe poke him... but maybe he would disintegrate so be careful!]

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he's...

[clutching the cross in one hand and gets down on one knee]






[pokes]

[crimson_trickster]

[AND THAT FINGER IS GRABBED]


[And the grip on it is supernaturally(?) strong and firm]



[And then you hear low laughter that sounds like it came from the depths of hell...]

Hehehe...


[Still keeping the grip on you, Romania rises up on one knee, and the look on his face is practically the stuff of nightmares: his eyes seem to be glowing under the light, his fangs are glinting, and he has this grin that promises nothing good...]


Ah, now there's a scent that I love. [chuckle] The blood of terrified humans...

[(Anonymous)]

[oh]

[my]

[crackers]

[and]

[cheese]

[SCREAMS]

[AND TURNS TOTALLY PALE]

B-B-B-BUT I'M SURE I TASTE HORRIBLE!!

[crimson_trickster]

[chuckling like hell]


[That terrified scream is like music to his ears]


Oh? And how would you know that? Are you saying you've tasted your blood before?


[tugs you even closer. Up close those fangs are looking very... different now]

Why don't you let the supposed vampire do the tasting? Hehe...

[(Anonymous)]

[freaking out like heck!]

I just-just-just KNOW!

Noooooooo!

[tries to pull away]

Don't eat me, don't eat me!! I, I ate lots of garlic the other day!!

[crimson_trickster]

[shakes his head patronizingly] Ah, how many times have I heard the same excuse?



[lunges for your neck.... but then whispers in your ear]


I think you know by now that your beliefs about vampires are false, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ANON IS GOING TO FAINT FROM FEAR]

[EVEN--EVEN THE WHISPERING IS CREEPY]

[PANTING. FREAKING OUT. FROM. FEAR.]

Does-does that mean you're not going to eat me?

[crimson_trickster]

[suddenly drawing back to look at you]

No, I'm not eating you.

[but that mischievous grin is still in place]


But I am drinking from you, if you know what I mean~

[chuckle]

Would you like that?

[(Anonymous)]

No!! I need all my blood to... to.... be!

[;__;]


It's--it'll be daylight soon! You better run!

[crimson_trickster]

Hmm? And why would I need to run? It's not like it's going to affect me or anything...



[Ah, this game never gets old for him]

[(Anonymous)]

But vampires turn to dust in the sunlight!!

[PLEASE DON'T LET EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS BE UNTRUUUUUEEEE]

Don't they?!

[crimson_trickster]

That's true... In some countries' vampire lore, that is.


I suppose it doesn't apply to every single vampire you see.

[Does that include him?]


[Hold on... Are you really even sure he's a vampire?]

I'm sorry for threadjacking and driving by anyway

[prosvita]

[Walks on by.]

You know, the best way to take care of a vampire is to thrust a wooden stake through their heart.
Or burn them.

If we so desired to get rid of Rumuniya, that is.

<3

[crimson_trickster]

[hears you]

[but is still twitching on the ground, which eventually stops]

[Dead...?]

<333

[prosvita]

[Watches for a moment, trying not to giggle.]

I suppose this means you do indeed have a red face and tail.

Re: <333

[crimson_trickster]

[still on the ground like a corpse]


[Oh, that Ucraina... Taking advantage of the situation, was she?]




[He secretly swears he'll get back at you once he stops pretending rises back from the dead...]