[America sincerely hoped France was not here to grope at him again. He had been America's first...his payment for France's assistance in the revolution back in the day. It hadn't been particularly enjoyable, not that he had much experience to go from. He talked a lot of game, but he had been so traumatized by the event that he avoided the situation as much as he could when it came up. Of course, recent events in his life were changing that, but it didn't change the fact that France's reputation as a good lover was undeserved.]
Re: Ask America!
Never better! How've you been? Long time no see!