part 337 christmas in july miracles

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Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

ENJOY PART 337!

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[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he's...

[clutching the cross in one hand and gets down on one knee]






[pokes]

[crimson_trickster]

[AND THAT FINGER IS GRABBED]


[And the grip on it is supernaturally(?) strong and firm]



[And then you hear low laughter that sounds like it came from the depths of hell...]

Hehehe...


[Still keeping the grip on you, Romania rises up on one knee, and the look on his face is practically the stuff of nightmares: his eyes seem to be glowing under the light, his fangs are glinting, and he has this grin that promises nothing good...]


Ah, now there's a scent that I love. [chuckle] The blood of terrified humans...

[(Anonymous)]

[oh]

[my]

[crackers]

[and]

[cheese]

[SCREAMS]

[AND TURNS TOTALLY PALE]

B-B-B-BUT I'M SURE I TASTE HORRIBLE!!

[crimson_trickster]

[chuckling like hell]


[That terrified scream is like music to his ears]


Oh? And how would you know that? Are you saying you've tasted your blood before?


[tugs you even closer. Up close those fangs are looking very... different now]

Why don't you let the supposed vampire do the tasting? Hehe...

[(Anonymous)]

[freaking out like heck!]

I just-just-just KNOW!

Noooooooo!

[tries to pull away]

Don't eat me, don't eat me!! I, I ate lots of garlic the other day!!

[crimson_trickster]

[shakes his head patronizingly] Ah, how many times have I heard the same excuse?



[lunges for your neck.... but then whispers in your ear]


I think you know by now that your beliefs about vampires are false, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ANON IS GOING TO FAINT FROM FEAR]

[EVEN--EVEN THE WHISPERING IS CREEPY]

[PANTING. FREAKING OUT. FROM. FEAR.]

Does-does that mean you're not going to eat me?

[crimson_trickster]

[suddenly drawing back to look at you]

No, I'm not eating you.

[but that mischievous grin is still in place]


But I am drinking from you, if you know what I mean~

[chuckle]

Would you like that?

[(Anonymous)]

No!! I need all my blood to... to.... be!

[;__;]


It's--it'll be daylight soon! You better run!

[crimson_trickster]

Hmm? And why would I need to run? It's not like it's going to affect me or anything...



[Ah, this game never gets old for him]

[(Anonymous)]

But vampires turn to dust in the sunlight!!

[PLEASE DON'T LET EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS BE UNTRUUUUUEEEE]

Don't they?!

[crimson_trickster]

That's true... In some countries' vampire lore, that is.


I suppose it doesn't apply to every single vampire you see.

[Does that include him?]


[Hold on... Are you really even sure he's a vampire?]

[(Anonymous)]

[HE'S GOT FANGS AND HE SAID HE'S GOING TO DRINK HER. What else would he be.]

What about you, since you're the one who wants to suck my blood!

[crimson_trickster]

[Aaaaand there's the kicker]


Oh? Did I? I'm pretty sure I never I was going to suck your blood. I only said I might try to taste or drink it.

And I can accomplish the latter even if you just cut yourself and collect your blood for me. Or maybe I could do the cutting.

So yeah, no need for me to suck your blood. And even if I can, why would I do it when there's an easier way?

[brightly grinning now]

heading out! adiiiieeeeeuuuuuu

[(Anonymous)]

[That's still horrifying OMG]

You're--what--

I'M CONFUSED

AND YOU'RE SCARY

AND I DON'T LIKE YOU

[PULLS AWAY AND RUNS FOR HER LIFE... MAYBE.... EITHER WAY]

o/ Thanks I've always wanted to play this out

[crimson_trickster]

[And now he's just laughing out loud, not bothering to go after you. He's got he's fill of fun from this particular instance of his favorite game]


[And what would that game be, you ask?]



[It's keeping people guessing whether he's a vampire or not]


[Mission accomplished]


[And he leaves to go on his merry way]