aphanon_meme | part 337 christmas in july miracles

part 337 christmas in july miracles

Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

ENJOY PART 337!

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!! G-GROSS!! FUCKING GGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! PEH!! PEH!! GROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN ITT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG ME!?!! I-I'M AN IDIOT!! I'M AN IDIOT!!

[HE FEELS SO VIOLATED NOW, RUBBING HIS EYES AND FACE LIKE CRAZY]

[Talk about your overreactions.]

[It couldn't have been that unpleasant a thought.]

[It's not even him you're freaking out about, but still his feelings are hurt.]

[His female self is close enough.]

Why are you yelling like this? You're always so obnoxious, Prussiya. This is why you shouldn't stare at pictures someone never wanted you to see.

I should tell her that you acted this way~

EEEEEEEENGGGGGGGGGH!! THE PURE HEARTED ME SAW AN UNSAVORY SIGHT AND UNWILLINGLY--[NO, NO HE CAN'T SAY HE ENJOYED IT]

I-IT'S LIKE EATING BAD FOOD THAT STILL TASTES GOOD!! TSSSHHHHCCKK!! [He doesn't give two dicks about your feelings.

Girl you though...HE HAS NOTHIN AGAINST HER EXCEPT THAT SHE'S YOU.]

Y-YOU!! W-Why the hell would you tell a girl that?! Y-You--You're really a bad guy, aren't you?! T-To go out of your way to upset her!! [yes this is all your fault and oyu are a bad person]

Are you calling my female self unsavory? What a rude thing to say.

[See that happy smile? It's turning the scary sort of happy.]

And now you call her bad food. You should learn to watch your tongue, or somebody is going to watch it for you.

[Mean mean! Why are you so meeeeean??]

I'm the bad guy? You're screaming at a picture of her and calling her unsavory bad food! You're the bad person, and she should know that. Da.

[You're going to have two Russias with hurt feelings now. Both because of you. Are you prepared for that~?]

UNSAVORY!! I-If you have a problem--I'll remind me you of my adorable, incredibly strong little brother who is strong enough to not only kick your ass, but who I can have running here at a single shout!!

[He sees it and he takes a step backwards. He's not afraid of you, he just hates you!! Sorta. Okay, maybe it's not exactly hate, it's INTENSE DISCOMFORT]

Y-Yeah, you're the damn bad guy. I didn't say shit to her face! You just overheard some shit, but oi, if you want to bully your twin, I won't stop you!! If it'll get you the hell away from me right now, then go!! Run along and tell her right now!!! If she cries, her tears stain you, not the innocent me!

[You're terrifying. YES HE'S PREPARED. HE HAS MANY YEARS OF UPSET RUSSIA exxpereince under his belt. He'll be sure to shadow his brother everywhee until you forget this tricky situation]

Should I remind you that this 'adorable, incredibly strong' brother of yours has tried to 'kick my ass' before? It didn't work out so well.

[He's not even close to being afraid of either of you, you know. Especially not you, little birdie~]

Overhearing things does not make them less bad! You should think about the way others feel before you speak. It would make them want to hit you over the head less.

[You're going to run away soon, and he's going to giggle at you.]

You should be more mindful, Pru-ssi-ya~

[He taptaptaps your head with his pipe.]

Hah? Pulling up the past, again, Russland?! [Tap. Tap]

Really? Using a fight with a kid as a basis for the modern day?! Try it again, Big Nose, in a fairer fight!! [WILL DEFEND HIS BROTHER TO THE END OF TIME. Tap Tap what are you doing Russia, are you trying to piss him off]

Thinking shit over isn't---[Ah. cuts off at that last bit. Hitting him?

No he doesn't enjoy being hit.

Okay. YOU WANNA PLAY THE THREAT GAME OKAY. He's gonna step away from the pipeeeeeee.

You're right, he's going to run. But first]

[SSSSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTSS

GAAAAAAAAATHEEERS UP ALLL THE SNOT AND SALIVIA IN HIS MOUTH

AND

SPITS

AT YOUR FEET]

[THEN HE STARTS TO RUN LIKE A BITCH.

WIT HA HIGH PITCH FEARFUL GIRLY SCREAM LAUGH]

There's no reason for fighting, no no!

He would just regret it anyways~

[There's that funny look of terror he was waiting for! He's counting down in his head until you sprint away.]

[Taptaptap fly little bird, fly!]

[Why aren't you running? What are y-]

[Aaaaand a disgusting hock of snot and spit is now on one of his shoes.]

[Very mature.]

How unpleasant....

[Oh, now you're running.]

[Yeah right.]

Naughty birdies don't get to just fly away!

[He pulls his pipe-arm back all the way, bracing himself....]

[Then snaps his hand forward, throwing that big piece of metal far far far.]

[It sails through the air in a graceful, soaring spiral of pain right towards the back of your head.]

[SSSSSCCCCCCCCCREEEEEEAAAAAAAMSS LIKE A PIG AT THE SLAUGHTER AS THAT SAILS TOWARD HIM

SCREAMS UNABASHEDLY LOUDER WHEN IT HITS HI--

THUD

DROPS LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS.

Don't do weird things to him while he's unconscious, please, remember jesus is watching.]

[Down you go. Nighty night~]

[Wow that looked like it hurt. Now he feels kind of bad.]

Prussiya? Are you alive?

[He walks over to the heap on the ground that is Prussia and crouches next to him, poking his head.]

Helloooo~?

[You're breathing, so you're alive. Well that's good.]

[He'll just pick you up and throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. And tuck his always-useful pipe away in his coat.]

Your head is going to hurt lots when you wake up. I'll leave you some pain killers as a nice gift!

[He tosses that Prussian onto the meme couch to finish his unconsciousness. Then he fetches two pills and a glass of water and leaves them right near the couch. And a note too.]

Dear Prussiya,

Don't say mean things so much.

Here's something for your trouble.

^J^

[Will wake up sore and disorientated and afraid and find your letter and be bewildered as he always is.

Because after all that....

you give a strangely cute letter with a cute little emote and medicine, and make i t so, so, so hard to hate you. God damn it, H..He...

He is going to drink all this water.

And then he's going to slip a pee frisbee under your meme bedroom door.]

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