aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2013-08-02 08:21 pm

part 337 christmas in july miracles

Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

ENJOY PART 337!

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dererste: (fuckfuckfuckfuck)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
O-Oh... [No words. He feels like he has a new trauma now.]
wild_kuken: (Shut Your Whore Mouth)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[waves her hand in front of your face, Earth to Gil!!?]

What's with that underwhelmed reaction? Or are you going into shock because I'm not freaking carrying your ass home just because you tried to peek at Russia's tits.
dererste: (little bitch)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[grabs that hand and shoves it back towards her]

S-Shut it! T-The cool me's dick twitched twice over that!! Give me a fucking moment to process the damn emotional shock!!

[ARE YOU IN A BAD MOOD OR SOMETHING. HE DOESN'T LIKE HOW YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM]
wild_kuken: (KESESESESESE)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[makes a face at him! she doesn't want to hear about your dick bro!]

I was just expecting you to explode or something is all, kesese!!

[IT'S GROSS OKAY. REALLY GROSS. AND YOU KNOW HER, SHE'S WAY MORE OF A GRUDGE HOLDER THAN YOU AND THAT MAKES IT TRIPLY GROSS.]
dererste: (UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'll explode later when I get her damn face out of my head!!

[More dick talk HAHAHAH. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. He hasn't met a lot of the genderbent girls. He'll just..forget how she looks like and focus on her body. Yes. That is a plan.]
wild_kuken: (Laughter Heard For Miles)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Pfftttthaaahhehahaa!!

[Now that she's done being a bitch this whole situation is really funny to her. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HER FIRST YEAR OR SO ON THE MEME WAS LIKE!!! Mysterious hot strangers-who-aren't-really-strangers everywhere!]

Better hope one doesn't show up here~
dererste: (Welp.)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
You want a smack too, Rapunzel? [HE'S NOT AMUSED DON'T YOU LAUGH]

It's you who better hope!! The likes of someone like her has nothing to do with a guy like me!! I'd avoid the hell out of her!! [wipes his hands on his jeans, sweeaattyy and mourning his lost of good penis feels]
wild_kuken: (Too Young To Challenge Me)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Freaking try me, you horny school boy!

[Okay fine she suppresses her chuckles, but she still doesn't think you have the balls to go through with that threat.]

Shows what you know, one's already been here before and the tough as a little bird me handled it like a pro!! What's the deal anyway, surely you have better porn than this at home?
dererste: (FUCK YOU TOO /DRINKS)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Tempt me again and I'll try you back into the 12th century!! [You'd kick his ass so maybe not]


Have one stay and then talk, brat!! And n-no, West's banned the long suffering me from the net for the summer. This time he's wised up and took my fucking cell too.


[HARSH SENTENCE. IT SUCKS TO EVEN SAY IT ALOUD.]

wild_kuken: (Big Sister Knows Best)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? Last time we checked on the mini us's I was stronger than you then too! [If he won't say it she will.]

Keh, I have enough trouble with yours thanks. But that freaking sucks!! You should have said something if you were that dried up!!
dererste: (EWWWWWWW)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
That was one time!! A fluke!! Don't sound so assured, you damn witch!! 'the hell are you doing, pit fighting the babies?! [You're mean and that's why the kids hate u]


'the hell for? A-Asking something like that from you is too weird!! [THAT SOUDNS QUESTIONABLE JULCHEN]

The only thing I'd accept is a spare laptop or something!!
Edited 2013-08-04 05:53 (UTC)
wild_kuken: (Fucking Frenchie)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
They do that all on their own. [Don't blame her because little you in an instigator.]


Freaking gross, who says we even have the same tastes!? [holds out a spare cellphone, WAY TO ASSUME GIL]
dererste: (Sighhh)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? A sign you should get off your ass and do some parenting for once! [SWIPES IT BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND]


Looking at you and Specs, no one! [POT, KETTLE, BLACK. BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW NOTHING.]


Hrmph, danke.
wild_kuken: (Judging You)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Not my kids, don't care. [NOT TRUE SHE DOES CARE but she doesn't see the problem with little her smacking little you when he teases her for being a girl oops.]

Yeah, I don't "twitch" over pictures of Russia. [YOU HYPOCRITICAL SECRET HAVING BRAT.]

Bitte.
dererste: (God give me patience)

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[personal profile] dererste 2013-08-04 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[AHAHAHHA SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.

And she gets a rare look of UTTER DISAPPROVAL for that comment. Mean it or not, wrong to say. He takes child raising really seriously. ALL HUMOUR LEAVING HIM. EVEN FURTHER AT THE RUSSIA COMMENT]


...You're too much of a pain in the ass today for even me with your mouth. See you.

[Just gooooooooona walk away before he picks a fight with you and you take away his only source of a fap today.]
Edited 2013-08-04 06:19 (UTC)
wild_kuken: (HDU Ground Me)

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[personal profile] wild_kuken 2013-08-04 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes well she's sick of you always riding her dick about the kids, so she just rolls her eyes at that look. She doesn't need his approval. DON'T MAKE BITCHY COMMENTS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THEM BEING THROWN BACK AT YOU.]

Tch, later.

[Likewise holding her tongue and just waving you off.]