aphanon_meme | part 337 christmas in july miracles

part 337 christmas in july miracles

Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

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gb2bed America you have brain worms or been body jacked or something

[America startled as he looked at anon. How did they know? He'd spent hours pouring over the headcanon notes that they had provided him with. He knew everything about how America was supposed to act and sound and yet these anons kept trying to call him out...]

Ahaha! I think I'd know if an alien mothership abducted me in my sleep and did messed up experiments on me before attaching a brain slug to my brain and sending me back to the meme to do its evil bidding! That stuff just happens in movies!

IMPOSTOR!!!! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T THE REAL AMERICA!!!!

[Another one? America couldn't believe it!]

WHAAAAAAT?! Of course I'm the real me!

[ eyeing suspiciously ]

...America?

Hey England!

[America turned, grinning as he saw England approach. He noted the suspicious gaze but tried to keep his cool. England was just as oblivious as he was sometimes, so it wasn't like this was anything he couldn't handle...]

Hm, hello. Alright?

[ remembering what the little America had said, he looks this one up and down. he looks normal, but... well. what America had just +1'd doesn't seem so normal. ]

I wanted to talk to you about something. About your birthday.

[America raised a brow as he regarded England. Why would he want to ask America something about his birthday? He hated America's birthday.]

You're a little late for my birthday! That was last month!

I know. I was there.

[ pause. okay, time to check something here. ]

I was just wondering if you still have the gift I gave you. Those- socks. They, uh... what was the pattern on them again?

Well, yeah, of course you were!

[America slapped England's back as he laughed loudly. Normally he had no problem talking to the other nation and he reveled in driving him nuts because it got such heated reactions out of the other, but it seemed more and more people were finding something not right about him so he decided that it would be better for him to answer the questions and leave.]

They were those argyle things that match your stupid sweaters!

[ Well. That makes things easier.

He might ordinarily defend his fashion sense, insulting America in the process, but he only gives him a small tight smile, though it's forced, edged with worry. ]

...Right, right. That was it. [ Pause ] Thanks.

Of course! Man, you sure are getting senile in your old age! Maybe we'll have to send you to a home soon! Ahaha!

Idiot. It was only a question!

[ That was more reflex than anything, but he thinks it might be best he tries to act normal. He sighs, glancing away. ]

Anyway, I have to be somewhere, so. I'll see you later.

[America nodded, shoving his hands in his pockets and turning to leave.]

See ya!

Oi, I need to ask ya some questions about when I'm visi...

[Then sees what this thread is about and...what? Gives America a look of utter confusion.]

Ya alright there?

[They were coming out in droves and they were sober for once. What a headache.]

Hm?

[America turned to look at Australia.]

Of course I'm fine. Was there something you needed to talk about?

Yeah, I was gonna ask ya if ya can pick me up cause I won't want to drive but...

[That sounded weird, he's not used to a subdued and snappish response like that.]

Ya sure? Didn't forget I was comin', did ya?

Of course I didn't forget!

[When had America made plans with Australia?]

So where am I picking you up? LaGuardia?

[Not convinced by that answer. He'd maybe forgot when he was coming but he wouldn't completely forget that he was. Or where they were going to hang out together - at least in his country anyway.]

...Miami. Whole point was to go do stuff in Florida cause I ain't hung out with ya in ages. Didn't get a blow to the head, did ya? Ya skull should be thick enough to stop that kinda thing.

[Looks him over with concern.]

Oh right! Florida! Course I didn't forget about it, I just got confused about where we were meeting!

[America chuckled, hoping it would detract any further questions about the matter. He was starting to get a little annoyed, and clearly he'd have to ask them about getting a canon review.]

So what time am I picking you up?

[Frowns even more. There's something wrong and he's not sure what but he's very concerned.]

Flight's coming in at midnight. Make sure ya there, okay?

[Looking in the other direction, he spots Russia. Considering this thread was about Russia in the first place, he's wondering if he has something to do with it.]

...Need to ask something to the Ruskie. Just about his sisters, mind.

[With him acting this weird, he's not sure if he wants America to clock that he's noticed anything. Even though he'd never ask anything about them directly like that.]

Edited 2013-08-08 22:04 (UTC)

[America nodded as he glanced over at Russia.]

Yeah, got it! Miami at midnight! I'll be there!

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