part 337 christmas in july miracles

[aphanon_meme]

Meme! I almost thought I would never get to make a new post and say "Meme!! He updated! He really really updated! (which I'm sure most people in the fandom know by now!) In case you missed it JUST LOOK AT THIS. My goodness. A true, real Christmas In July miracle. ...... Wait it's August.

I feel silly now.

ENJOY PART 337!

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[(Anonymous)]

Show your mugs!

/driveby

[notunaforyou]

[ What is it, anon? ]

Re: /driveby

[(Anonymous)]

[picks you up and carries you away]

+0.5

[1amkeit]

[Sitting at his desk, still covered by only a towel and his underwear as his dare requested]

[He's making a few frustrated noises as he pours over the observations he's made, trying to find a way to suss out fake nations. Then the Meme can set up a codeword so they'll easily know who's been taken]

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[(Anonymous)]

[jumps on top of your desk]

[omg]

[omg]

[squeaks out a greeting]

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[1amkeit]

[Use your words, Eyes.gif]

[Tries brushing you off of his desk with the back of his hand]

Can't you see I'm busy with something important?!

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[(Anonymous)]

[jumps out the way!! but squeaks at the briefest touch with the back of your perfect hand]

I know, I love you! I can help!

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[1amkeit]

Stop squeaking already!

[He's heard the first part before, but that last part has made him curious, at least] ...You have exactly 30 seconds to explain how you plan to help me!

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[(Anonymous)]

[SHE CAN'T HELP IT, GOSH]

[jumps up and down SUPER EXCITED]

I know how to find fake people!! It's easy peasy!!

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[1amkeit]

How?! Explain it to me already! [THIS HAD BETTER BE LEGITIMATE, EYES.GIF]

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[(Anonymous)]

[shivers]

[OH GERMANY, YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A MANLY TRUMPET OF TRUMPETS]

You gotta, um, you gotta get one of their pets! And their pet will know if they're fake!

Re: +0.5

[1amkeit]

[Like a bass trumpet, surely]

[Well. It makes sense in the way that animals could smell something off about them that they can't. But he'll have to know for sure] What proof do you have this will work?

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[(Anonymous)]

[like the trumpet of a swan!!]

I could tell America wasn't really really America! I'm not a pet, but, but. [Still.]

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[1amkeit]

[!!]

[Scoops you up in his hand and brings you closer to his face so he can get a good look at you] You can tell which nations are fake? How?!

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[(Anonymous)]

[GASPS]

[FREEZES UP]

[SQUEAK. SQUEAK. SQUEAK.]

I, I, I--

they--

[HOW CAN YOU EXPECT HER TO WORK LIKE THIS?!]

They smell--smell different--and--than normal!

[S.Q.U.E.A.K.]

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[1amkeit]

I told you, stop squeaking already!

Then I need you to smell all the nations and report back to me with the names of the fake nations! Report back to me only, and don't tell anybody else what you're doing! And don't get caught!

[(Anonymous)]

I love you, I love you!!


[looks at you] [LOOOOOOOKS AT YOU]



I'll, I'll---I'll smell everyone ifyougivemeakiss!!

[1amkeit]

W-What?

That's too weird! Don't you want anything else?

[(Anonymous)]

Will--Will you marry me?

[1amkeit]

[Now you're just ruining it for yourself, Eyes.gif]

Absolutely not!

[(Anonymous)]

Then how abouuuuut.. just a kiss?

[BY COMPARISON IT'S NOT AS BAD!!]

[1/3]

[1amkeit]

[2/3]

[1amkeit]

[Slowly brings you even closer to his face]

[With an expression that looks like he's thinking of eating you]

[3/3]

[1amkeit]

[Presses his lips to the top of your left eyeball]

[He would like to pull back immediately, but that wouldn't really count as a kiss, so he does wait a couple of microseconds before breaking the kiss]

[It's difficult to say which is worse, the blush or his scowl]

Now get to work! Make sure you smell them all! It's important that you don't make any mistakes!

+1

[eesti]

[sips coffee]

[the mochis got him this one.]