aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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Depends on where you live! Most of my people live in their 70s but uh... still, it's not... it's not that bad! And what if you became a micronation or something?!

Nooooope. You mean they're real, cause - I just thought those were for Sims!

Sure as sure!

[Finds a box of Weet-Bix and gets one out, before spreading some Vegemite on it and handling it over to you.]

Eat up!

[YANKS his hands away from your head. No more headpats. He doesn't even want to look at you! Nope, the hives appearing on his forearm are so much more interesting than you right now! Your puppy eyes won't work on him through the unsettling feelings of terror seeping into him]

You were the only one thinking you were doing "the joking", you damn instigator! You were doing "the taunting of me", not fucking "the joking"! You touched me first, so I fearlessy touched you back, deal with it! It was your fault so get the hell over it! [rub rub his arm. Scowling. Scrunching up his nose because you're stanky.]

....If it saves my fuckin' skin, yeah, I'm apologizing, if it doesn't, then like hell I am!!

[trembles]

Think... think of the dropbears, anon... think of the dropbears..

[cringing all the way, slowly takes a bite of the food]

......

I don't want to be a micronation! Then I'd love longer than other people, too!

[He goes from crying to hmmphing in an impressively rapid change of demeanor that only he is capable of.]

It is not my fault that you can't take a joke. Perhaps if you could hear over the volume of your own voice, you would notice that it was just joking.

[He's trying for a smile now, laughing softly (giggling) and reaching out to grab your wrist and pull you close.]

Hey, hey, come here. I have a secret just for you, okay? You can't tell anyone or I will smush you~

[Freezes when you say the M word. Shuts the fuck up about his camera.]

Ah...M-Medical assistance? [cold. sweat. The camera he can fix, you.....not so easiy]

K-Kesesesese, You're pretending! Cut it out, Roddie, I didn't hit you that hard, right?! I didn't!!

["Roddie". He's using his nice suck up "don't be mad and get me into trouble" voice too]

[still close, for inspection!]

I dunno, they look a little damp! How much water do you drink?

[He's used to this reaction to Vegemite so he's not too worried by it.]

's alright, probably not a taste ya used to, but it'll grow on ya.

[Pats your back in a hopefully slightly reassuring manner.]

Tchhhh. Dont wanna wrangle y'none!! Least not whatwitha drinks n'saych.

it's... it's just so... Vegemite-y...

[dramatically slides to the ground]

[a dramatic, lone sparkly tear slides down anon's cheek]

But I won't be eaten by dropbears.

You don't know what me yelling sounds like!! How about you shut your mouth around me instead?!

[he TENSES when you grab him, resisting. SUSPICIOUS. hE'S Going to get a rash, don't touch him!!]

....'the hell is it?! If the secret's a slap in return, then smush me!! [LEANING AWAY FROM YOU LIKE a toddler trying to throw itself on the floor rather than hug an ugly tunafish loving grandma]

[You're really tempting him, anon. It's so right there and nosey and biteable.]

I drink enough water. And there is no dampness! They are sweet and very non-sweaty kisses and that is that!

[Humbum grumblebumble]

Guess I can...

...

Ya crackin' onto me?

[Good boy.]

I feel terribly nauseated...

['Roddie'? Come on]

I need to sit down- hhgh-

[Look at him all drained of colour and dizzy looking, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE]

Nn- p-perhaps Liesel will prepare some chicken soup- I feel as though a fever is coming on...

[Yes, a fever from getting smacked a little, hmmm. Necessitating a trip to dear Schwester's to get her to play nurse and ask awkward questions]

[stares at]

Yer head ain't lookin' mighty cracked, do it?

[Just gonna assume that dramatic sparkly lone tear is out of happiness. Because Vegemite.]

But ya did it! Now a dropbear won't rip ya apart, ain't that nice?

[That's the spirit! Offers a hand to get you off the ground. Can't be comfortable down there.]

...someone from my place invented them!

[they're real! really!]

Sigh.

Are there any moments in the Hetalia canon that imply that Austria and Hungary didn't always have a perfect relationship?

Fair dinkum. Think ya a bit pissed for that anyway. And it ain't, ta for noticin'!

[Still thinks you're drunk, yup.]

[or poke for a mun, who is still in cloud nine after passing licensure examinations this week, ssh]

[but do you want anon to knee you in the balls after biting their nosey, biteable nose? that's my hypothetical question]

[shakes head]

Everyone sweats! I'm sorry.

part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

Re: Ask a fem!america or mun!

snap gotta go o7

Re: Ask an Australia!

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Re: Ask an Australia!

Re: Ask a fem!america or mun!

Re: 3/3

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omg russia you can't just bite people's noses wth

Re: Ask an Australia!

Re: Ask an Australia!

Re: Ask an Australia!

Re: 3/3

i don't see that in the rules so deal with it kk

Re: Ask an Australia!

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Re: Ask an Australia!

Re: Ask an Australia!

okay! thanks for the thread!

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Re: Ask an Australia!

Ask Romania

rule #3: russia no biting

Re: threads that make you happy

<3 dinnertime!