aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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Spoilt? Doubt that mate, when ya an island boats are necessary. Oi, ya tryin' to wrangle a drink out of me? Only have to ask. Real boat might be askin' for too much.

Tchhhh. Dont wanna wrangle y'none!! Least not whatwitha drinks n'saych.

Guess I can...

...

Ya crackin' onto me?

[stares at]

Yer head ain't lookin' mighty cracked, do it?

Fair dinkum. Think ya a bit pissed for that anyway. And it ain't, ta for noticin'!

[Still thinks you're drunk, yup.]

T'aint nothin, lovey!

[pets your non-cracked head]

Where'd y'get it?

[A...ccepts your patting for now.]

Brought it off a bloke in Perth! Gave me a special offer for it, much better than going 'round without one, ya know?

Oiii... howmuch-ya pay fer it, then?

[pulls your hair a little bit in an appraising way]

'bout a thousand dollars? Worth it! How much did ya one cost?

[Removes your hands from his hair in a gentle but "stop that" way.]

Me? Pickaed't up right fer the farm! Didnt pay nuthin but the nickle on the box!

[but it's soft and fluffy...]

Farm? What kinda farm? Where ya from anyway?

[Agriculture! That's good stuff.]

[There's one context he lets people do that in and it's not when they're discussing where they brought their heads, let's put it that way.]

Head farm, y'know? Y'know, from, down'there! Ways about. Why, sayin' s'not a good head whatfer?

[is it a different kind of head involved]

Down there? Ya mean Antarctica?

[That'd explain a lot.]

Nah, looks like a fine head to me!

[Gives a quick rap with his knuckles just to make sure.]

[That's one of the occasions when people are allowed to run fingers through his hair, yes.]

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