aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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Uh yeah how about yeah

I haven't even gotten into the best of it, where he whines and nags like the cranky old man he always complains about being!

a diet is supposed to be effective. pizza can be included in that if it's not too much too often, balanced by other foods, so that the diet is overall effective for the weight goals. going on a diet doesn't mean that literally everything you eat has to be diet food.

Oh wow! Great idea! Have you written China before? Your characterization of him is so complex and accurate

I only dabbled with it! This is my first time really trying to write him! Do you have any suggestions?

Hmmmm... probably have him complain about his back aching because he's so old! And always saying things like, "Back in MY old day.."

/dif

though, there's really no such thing as "diet" food!

Oh, good point! He does complain about his back a lot!

Oh! I'm actually a little stuck! See, the prompt I am working on...wants China and America, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, and I just can't think of a good way for it to get to America teaching China how to spell! Any thoughts?

Hmm...

Maybe, China isn't good at spelling! you know, like, Chinese signs that are written in poor English? And America, big hearted intelligent person that he is, is trying to help out!

do you have one, OP?

Although I adore kink too, there's just something about sweet sappy finally-gotten-together vanilla smut that makes me feel happy :3

"It wasn't like kissing you," he states - fucking states, clearly, and the only thing missing is a goddamned nod of reassurance from his side of the room. Like implications are as foreign to him as Japanese probably was the first time they tried to learn it. An implication could probably nest in his hair and he wouldn't know for six months.

"Hm."

Denmark takes the grunt as reason to ramble on.

"Was borin'."

"He's German." Stated as neutrally as possible. Maybe like he's kissing a German at the moment. He's not lying; it's boring.

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what am i doing even also someone give me good human names for netherlands and denmark oi heet the fandom names

Oh yeah, I totally agree! I'm just trying to make the connection between being in a tree and spelling...

What about if they are trying to signal for help, and China spells it wrong?

Why did you shave your head, Germany?

... Yeah! Maybe they're both stuck in the tree!

I can't see anything?

Outlining the same old Norway/Germany drabble, and I'm working on the outline for an AU with Germany as a dragon shifter:

The thick tail that's wrapped tight around his stomach suddenly loosens, letting him slide from its hold and onto the equally merciless ground below.

"Ow!"

He rubs at his behind, now smarting from the fall. Before he has a chance to whine, however, the sight in front of him leaves him - for the first time in his life - without words.

The dragon's giant shape is shrinking. Its tail is completely gone within moments.

Feliciano blinks once, then rubs at his eyes, not sure whether he should believe what he's seeing.

The scales gleam in the orange light of the setting sun as they seem to retract within the skin below. By the time the monster's measurements begin to mirror that of his own, he recognizes a human shape in it, straightening up from a stooped position.

"I thought you were only pretending, but you really are that dumb, aren't you?"

The words are lost on Feliciano as he's staring at the naked, but clearly human shape in front of him.

Nice, Anon.

If you ask me, the best human names for them are Ned and Dan Mark.

Oh, I'll go back and make it clearer that they are!

Let's see...How's this???

China and America were ~~sitting~~stuck in a really big ass tree with no branches beneath them to get down easily without breaking something and laying there for wait for it to heal. Neither of them knew how they got there, but there they were. Actually, China was blaming America for it, because everyone blames everything on America, even though that's just stupid. And America was blaming China for it because it was actually China's fault.

So, of course, since they were stuck there, they had to find a way to call for help. China was busy complaining about how his back hurt and in his day, the younger nations respected their elders and did all the work for them. America, being the awesome hero that he was, started gathering little twigs so they could make a HELP sign, and ignored the whining.

Ned, maybe, but definitely no Dan Mark.

“You know, I started out as a religious order.” Prussia cocked his head, hands deep in his pockets and looking like the picture of innocence.

Germany wasn’t fooled for a moment. He knew that expression; Prussia was building up to something. It was only a matter of what.

“I’m aware,” he replied, lips twitching as he fought to keep his expression neutral. He’d heard many stories of Prussia’s younger years, not all of them from Prussia himself. There was one in particular that the other nations were scandalized to discover Germany had never heard, and took great delight in regaling him. “In fact, I recall hearing a certain story about you Poland where you cornered him and demanded to touch his—”

“West!” It was Prussia who sounded scandalized now, the faint tinges of pink staining his normally pale cheeks. Mentally, Germany filed the moment away as something not to forget.

“That’s not—” Prussia sputtered, hand coming up to wave wildly in the air before running it through his hair. “That was not the point I was getting at.”

But it's perfect.

Well, if you're going with Ned, you should go all out and use Ned Flanders.

netherlands you say? and denmark??? : D!

nedden or not this snippet is highly relevant to my interests

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