part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

[aphanon_meme]

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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[wild_kuken]

[Hey. She is trying to engage you in a food fight when there are no Germanies to be found. Don't you go all sexy on her, that's cheating. TOSSES YOU A CAN.]

[It's perfectly normal to insert yourself in your fap material. Unless you mean to imagine her with Roderich...]

[dererste]

[excuse u specs isn't invited to his sexytimes just yet]


[CATCHES ITTTTTT]


[Gives her a puzzled look like he's unsure what you are doing]


Danke...? [stuffs it into the waistband of his jeans and makes to leaaaaaaaveee



BEFORE SUDDENLY WHIRLING AROUND, AND SPRAYING ALL OF HIS WHIPCREAM DOWN HER PANTS]

[wild_kuken]

Bitte~

[waggles her eyebrows like come on Gil you have to know what she wants.]


Where ar- EEEEE!!

[SHRIEKS!!!!! GRABS HIS SHIRT AND STARTS SPRAYING DOWN HIS CHEST!]

[dererste]

KEH!!! GROSS!! [GOES AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UP HER BACK



--GETS IT ALL OVER HER PRECIOUS HAIR. AIMS FOR HER SCALP FOR GOOD MEASURE--]

[wild_kuken]

COLD!! FREAKING COLD!!!!

[BANSHEE SHRIEKING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD FROM HER

GOES DOWNNNNN HIS BACK AND DOWN THE BACK OF HIS PANTS trying to shrink away from the assault on her hair sobs.]

[dererste]

[SCREAMS BACK BECAUSE SQUISHY HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE SQUISHY]


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! DA-DAM-DAMN YOU!! [SPRAAAAAAYYSS TOWARDS HER FACEE


SPUT SPUT SPUT


AND NOW HE'S OUT OF AMMO. that oNly mean one thing


ATTEMPTS TO PICK HER UP]

[wild_kuken]

[WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS END WITH HER BEING LIFTED]

WATCH THE EYES YOU FREAKING- pffffbbbbtttt!!!

[SPRAYS THE LAST OF HER AMMO ON TOP OF HIS HEAD. HAH.]

I GOTTA SLEEP GOOD NIGHT MY DARLING

[dererste]

[HE LIKES TO SHOW OFF HIS MANLY STRENGTH, DUH]


FSFNSFBSSPSPTPTTTT!!!

[CARRIES HER OFF. HE CANNOT EVEN SPEAK OR SEE WITH ALL THIS WHIPPED CREAM ON HIS HEAD. BUT HE'S GOING TO GET HER IN TROUBLE, GOD DAMN IT. SETS OFF CARRYING HER OVER HIS HEAD LIKE SHE'S A HUMAN DUMBELL, WILL FIND A CERTAIN PRINCESS OR ARISTOCRAT AND DUMP HER AT THEIR FEET!!!]

SWEET DREAMS BB <3

[wild_kuken]

[Normally she's the one randomly lifting people up like this so she OBJECTS TO THIS TREATMENT. But shit if you're really gonna carry her to Vienna like this maybe she'll milk it.

HEY, HEY! HE'S THE ONE FILMING HER FOR IS FAP FOLDER. AND WENT FOR THE HAIR FIRST. GODDAMN IT DROP HER AT SPECS' SO SHE CAN HAVE A NICE BUBBLE BATH TO CLEAN UP.]