part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

[aphanon_meme]

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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Re: WIP and/or last finished

[greatwallofyao]

[FIXES IT AGAIN AGAIN]

America were STUCK in a tree and China, so gracious and helpful even but America owing him so much money, decide to help him out of tree. But America whine and cry because China so sexy while America more like big McDonald on a farm.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[daheroyoudserve]

[FIXES IT AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN]

America was stranded in a tree, forced to listen to China's annoying bullshit whining about everything while he stank like a gross Chinatown street and ate nasty fried chicken feet.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[greatwallofyao]

[FIXES IT AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN]

America were stuck in tree because he is stupid, young, and owe China so much money that China say: No! Not helping you out! And then China leave on arms of sexy ladies while America cry in tree because he cannot purchase so much as one penny hamburger.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[daheroyoudserve]

[FIXES IT SO HARD YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN]

America reclined in the tree, putting on the headphones and jacking up the tunes on his iPhone so that he didn't have to listen to China complaining about how he could never get any chicks or dicks because he was so old and crotchety that he couldn't get it up without Viagra or Cialis.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[greatwallofyao]

[FIXES IT SO FAST THE FLASH CAN'T KEEP UP]

... America fall from the tree because his butt so big, tree branch SNAP under heavy weight. Then all women laugh at him because he looking ridiculous.

And China win.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[daheroyoudserve]

[FIXES IT SO-- GDI HE FIXES IT]

America climbed down from the tree, where all the ladies were waiting for a sexy night of clubbing with his totally built self. They laughed as they left China in the tree, unable to get out because he'd probably break that stupid old back of his.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[greatwallofyao]

[FIXES IT THE BEST] [AND... LAZIEST]

The tree throw America down because it tired of his whining and big delusions.

China laugh and walk away with everyone ladies, while America sit back and cry. The tree also slap his head.

America is very stupid.

China is the best.

Everyone agree.

Re: WIP and/or last finished

[daheroyoudserve]

[FIXES IT TO THE BEST STORY]

China fell from the tree and the ground opened up and swallowed him whole and then the entire world was happy because they all actually talk about him behind his back and he just doesn't know it, and that's why everyone gets so quiet when he walks into the world meetings.

/run to bed!! <33!

[greatwallofyao]

[FIXES IT TO THE BEST 2.0]

America fell from the tree because he not paying attention to China's wisdom about staying in trees, but America so whiny that the ground tired of him complaining "ow, ow, my big butt!" until it decide to eating him. Then China sigh, because America owe him money, but other nations happy to eliminate smell of old hamburger McDonalds fries.