aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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[He can appreciate that.]

When's the last time you punched someone?

The last time I punched someone? Mmmm, it's been a while.

I've been punched recently, though, it wasn't fun.

I have tried to bash a head with my pipe, but no punching!

Oh dear! Who did you try to hit with your pipe?

Amerika.

For punching me.

It seemed warranted, yes? I missed, though! And then he offered me ice cream so I calmed down.

What do you think about the people who want to make Russia a monarchy...ish... empire again?

Mmm, my people have a lot of different ideas as to what should happen to my home in the future. Some would revive the past and others would move forward, all very different things, you see. As for what I think, I'm not sure what to think. Sounds silly, yes?

I would like to be powerful, in whatever way that is possible. Very powerful.

But no matter what I think, what happens will happen, so we will just have to see! I don't think badly of those people, if this is what you're asking.

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Such a politically savvy answer...! I was just curious, really, to see what you thought. I'm not even sure who claims they should be on the... throne? Seat? Whatever you would call the imperial dealie.

Maybe a Brit? Hmm.

It is hard for someone like me to have very stark opinions on things! So many different possibilities, and I have learned to just go along for the ride, so to speak.

As for who would be the tsar, were I to become that sort of empire again, it certainly should not be someone from Angliya! Though if a Romanov was seated they would be linked to the British monarchy. I think. All of this bloodline issue was so long ago! I can't keep all this in my mind, you know~

These are big questions you ask!

I love big questions! Don't you?

Ah, Google tells me that there are people who are like, decedents of Romanov cousins and stuff that style themselves as heir to the throne. I suppose it would be one of them! Apparently they do charity and stuff in Russia now. Which I suppose is good for their image, at least!

Oh yes, there are Romanov descendants! I have heard that some of my people imagine they would take over, if such a form of rule returned. I suppose that there would be no other real possible candidate.

Of course, this is all very unlikely! And big questions are always fun! Unless you don't feel like answering them. But then you can turn around and pretend you can't hear them!

[Russia logic.]

Yes, they would seem the most likely!

Ahh... but ignoring big questions isn't fair, is it? I mean, if we ignored big questions, how would we solve our problems?

What a profound thing to say! And what if you answered the big questions in your head but just told everyone else that too bad so sad you're not telling. Would that count~?

Mm... no, that would be just the same as not answering in the first place! I think it's wonderful to answer big questions, and everyone can consider your answer, and discussion will take place! It's amazing!

Re: How aggressive!

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Do you ever need special "big boy" clothes?

I-I can fit into clothes just fine! I'm not that big!

[suuuuuuuuuulk]

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KISSED

Many, many people! I kiss in greeting!

[He moves in to kiss you in greeting too.]

[backs up]

KEEP YOUR KISSES, I JUST WANT A TALLY

[Rejected.....]

I can't give you a count. But I know that the number is now one less than it could have been.

[it happens to all of us, Russia]

Tch! I would rather get kisses from someone else!

What's wrong with my kisses? I've been told they're rather nice.

Maybe if you let me try, you would enjoy it! I would just kiss your cheeks!

Plenty!

... F...ine! Just one on my cheek! And I already know it will just be terrible.

I knew you would agree!

[Leans in and very enthusiastically kisses both cheeks, alternating three times.]

See? See? It was nice, da? You liked it!

What--no! I said one! On one cheek! Can't you count?!

The first was okay, just okay! The rest were just ugh!!

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/heading out! <33333

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