aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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So....embarrassing......

Litva, how could you do this?

How were you in my house without me noticing?

You remembered where my underwear was....

Well then you shouldn't have lost!

It was only because you and your female self cheated. That's all.

This dare was not necessary! Stop smiling like that before I make you!

We weren't cheating! You were the one who kept playing perverted cards! You're just mad you lost!

They were the only cards I had. And I was winning before your cheating really got started! I should have won, obviously.

Even if I didn't somehow keep picking her cards, you were losing!

That's not true. I was winning and that was when you two started to conspire against me! Amerika is good at the conspiracies, always has been.

[You're just mad because you know he would have won.]

[Now excuse him, he's going to remove his underwear from the meme flag pole.]

[Yoinks back by scarf.]

Oh no you don't! You lost, too! They can stay there!

[He knows nothing about these conspiracies of yours.]

Don't touch that!

[He snatches his scarf away with a warning glare.]

I lost nothing because you cheated. It should be your underpants on the flag pole instead! Maybe I'll fix that right now!

[Yes, he's reaching in to grab the waistband of America's underwear. Yes, Russia is now giving America a wedgie.]

[America tries to push Russia's hand away when he reaches for his pants.]

H-hey! What are ya doing, ya perv-! Keep your hands o--!!!

[Eyes widen as Russia yoinks the fabric, pulling up.]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[Swings his arm at Russia's head]

Edited 2013-09-20 02:41 (UTC)

Now you get what you deserve! You should know better than to mess with Russia!

[A quick duck down of his head is all it takes to dodge that flailing arm, and Russia tightens his fingers in America's boxers and pulls up harder. He's going to lift America off the ground at this rate.]

My my, your underwear really doesn't want to come off, does it? I'll just have to pull harder~

I'll mess with your face!

[That may have been a higher pitch than he wanted it to be...]

[Throws his body weight into Russia, tackling him to the ground.]

Let go!

Then you'd better go le sleepy!

snow_n_sunflowers - 2013-09-20 03:35 (UTC) - Expand

Nice shorts! Where did you get them from, your grandma?

Don't test me, Amerika. I've had more than enough of you. So many of you, it shouldn't be allowed!

It's perfectly fine underwear! Not for grandmas!!

Aww, poor fat Ivan can't wear boxer briefs? You want me to kiss your bruised ego and make it better?

[Snickers.]

It totally looks like something a grandma would make!

I could give you a little kiss with this pipe? It'd be a magic kiss, from a magic stick!

Not for grandmas!!!!

[YEAH HE'S A GONER FOR SURE]

I-I, ah. Um!

[There's absolutely a good explanation for this.]

[No, there isn't.]

Lit.....va.....

[No, no. It's fine. There's no need to be embarrassed, it's perfectly respectable underwear! He's not angry!]

......

K-kol

[блядь]

I-It's really not that bad...!

[Which explains why he is now RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE, JESUS, GET AWAY FROM HIM WITH THAT FACE]

[He'd give chase.]

[But Lithuania can wait. Lithuania can't avoid him forever.]

[Now it's time to get the underwear. And then go sulk somewhere, most likely. And glare at everyone in between that.]

[Lithuania can avoid him for a good long time, just wait.]

[For now though he's going to keep quite a distance between them. Preferably at least one continent. Two is probably safer.]

[Lithuania has to go home sometime~]

[Russia can wait.]

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