part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

[aphanon_meme]

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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[dererste]

S-SHIT!! D-Don't pass out from something so fucking small, you idiot!! [RUSHING OVER TO YOU to support you]

I can't fucking believe this!! Seriously?!! A smack makes you fall apart?!!! Damn it, you've gotten too weak, you've--You need to--[oh no]

Lo-Lottie---[PALES. PALES MORE THAN YOU HAVE]

NEIN!!! S-SHE--[SHE'LL BE SO ANGRY]

I'll take care of you!! Me and West will!!!! 'The hell do you need her for?!!! I'll take you home and fix you right up!!

[whorestria]

[L-leans on]

I am not- [c-cough...] I am not going to do that, you moron- h-help me to a couch or something at once-

[Dead weight, all shaky and pathetic, don't you feel absolutely despicable because you should]

I simply thought she would be most [COUGH COUGH] suited to assisting me...I am not sure I trust you to take care of my health!

[But you know, if you insist]

[dererste]

[WANTS TO CRY. HE FEELS AWFUL. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM]


[In actuality, he DOESN'T want to take you to Germany because that camera was expensive and add you to the mix, he'll get this horrible, months long, boring as fuck, tedious, punishment and he doesn't want to deal with that shit]


[DEBATES]


[ma-maybe he'll get leniency points for being Lottie's boy toy.........]


awww, daaaaaammmnnnnn ittttt....FINE!! L-Lottie it is, but you tell her it was a freak accident, got it?!! I'll--I'll abandon you in a park dumpster if you're planning on blaming me for this!! Promise it!! Promise me you won't and I'll take you to her!!

[whorestria]

[Oh please, she'll know you're guilty the minute she sees you. But on the plus side, her punishments are over a lot quicker and aren't boring at all]

Ngh- I am not responsible for any consequences to your own thoughtless actions. H-hmph- but I suppose you hardly anticipated this fever, so I will accept that that is not your fault. N-now, just take me there, before I...

[He's...feeling faint...!]

[dererste]

[HE'S SCARED]

Pass out!! [scoops up bridal style. would usually carry you like a sack of potatoes but bridal style is more heroic and he needs as many points as he can get]


I don't want you conscious or speaking when we see her!! [OFF THEY GO THEN. RELUCTANTLY AND SLOWLY]

[whorestria]

[Oh don't worry, he's going to succumb to sleep on the way, looking pained and frail.







Sucker.]