aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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[Takes a few steps toward him, still adjusting things, acting almost casual about it]

Is that right.

[-Until he gets close enough to try to tackle him again]

[And does so]

[Still smug in his half-success, Romania doesn't take much notice about Norway's easy, seemingly casual movements]

[And he's still smiling, up until--]

[Norway used Tackle!]

--Oof!

[ends up on the floor, Norway on top of him]

[Oh, great. Didn't he swear that he wouldn't let his guard down after successful mischief attempts again?]

[Instinctively trying to push Norway off]

Hey!

Quit it.

[Presses him down against the floor, not about to get off of him just yet.]

Ought to get yourself gone next time.

[He can't really get up easily with Norway's ~~fat ass~~ weight on top of him now]

[settles for slight pouting, but still struggling to push you off]

Jeez, why are you acting like that wasn't supposed to happen? You agreed on the bet, and that was part of it.

Aye, that's right. I agreed to it.

[Settles himself right comfortably on top of him]

[And grabs at Romania's hands. That pushing is annoying.]

But I didn't agree not to react. Did I?

[Aren't you getting a liiiiittle too comfortable there, Norway]

[And his hands are grabbed, but that doesn't stop him struggling, albeit it's quite half-hearted by now]

Well, when you react like that when all I've done is just harmlessly throw ice down your clothes, I have to wonder where your sense of fun went. Are you seriously taking this bet in that super serious way of yours?

And besides, didn't we also agree to wait until after the time limit for this?

[referring to you on top of him, that is]

Sense of fun?

[Looks at Romania as if he thinks he's lost his senses - not that Romania had many of those to begin with]

[And then the rest catches up to him. After the time limit for -- what? He can't mean that the way it sounds-]

[Clears his throat and pretends he didn't hear it]

Don't know what you're on about.

I think you know what I'm talking about, seeing as you're on top of me at the moment.

[slight frown and he's completely still and not struggling anymore]

[He's actually referring to you doling out punishment for the loser, which is something you can easily do while you have him pinned down like this, but he can't exactly read your mind. It's not helping that Romania's not elaborating, either, because he's assuming you two are on the same page.]

[Apparently not.]

[Nope]

[Stares at him for a moment, feeling like there definitely is something not quite right here.]

[Then lets go of Romania's hands, as if to make a point.]

Rather not do that quite yet, if'n ya' don't mind.

[Or ever.]

[raises an eyebrow]

[How odd. Norway was rather insistent on, as he put it, 'have your hide if'n I catch you pullin' any funny business', and they were even okay with putting it off till the bet's time is up, but...]

[... Well, Romania's not going to pass up on this chance to escape Norway's retribution, which the other was actually offering.]

Of course I don't mind if you put that off till later!

[And maybe never.]

[At least then, he'll never fear you retaliating after his pranks.]

[And now that his hands are free and Norway's acting all confused and not forcing his weight on him, Romania takes the chance to turn the tables.]

[Flips them over]

So, until then, you won't be tackling me down while I attempt to make you scream and record it, yeah?

[grin]

[Whump. Oof]

[Stares up at Romania. He isn't entirely sure what just happened, but now he's sure that they definitely haven't been on the same wavelength for part of this conversation. At all.]

[However.]

Didn't say that, did I. Said 'later'. That's what.

[Now he knows why Norway looked rather comfortable earlier - being on top is fun! ~~No innuendo intended~~]

[So Romania gets to plopping himself on top of Norway.]

Yeah, 'later' sounds good.

[Romania's too happy with the current situation to realize the implications of that.]

Now, what about I don't get off on you until I get my recording?

[It may sound unfair, but Romania's one to take any chance he can get.]

[Frowns up at him, looking not too pleased with that proposal]

No.

[Reaches up to grab at him again - not that he's about to throw him off, but just to show he means business.]

Let's not, thanks.

[He's still sore - and irritated - from being flipped like that.]

[Romania hid a wince when he's roughly grabbed by the collar and yanked a few inches directly in front of Norway's face, opting to maintain his confident projection in close proximity with the guy under him.]

If that's the case, then are we just going to stay like this until one of us gives way? I'll have you know I'm not inclined to move when you've got that face [scrunches up his face to mimic your 'not impressed' look]. You look like you're going to maul me if I get off you.

[They may have differing personalities but surprisingly, they seem to have something in common: being stubborn.]

Be more likely to go doin' that if you don't get off.

[Glares upward. This is too close. A little too close. But he knows very well that Romania isn't about to just give in. Damn.]

[But he isn't about to put up with him, either.]

If'n you don't do it, I'll make you. That clear?

[A normal person would have been frozen terrified with that glare. But aside from Romania being not normal, he's had that glare directed at him too many times already that he's beginning to get less affected by it.]

Oh? And how will you do that?

[puts his weight on even more, before his smug, teasing face moves closer centimeters from your face]

[That is much too close for comfort.]

[The glare disappears; instead he just stares up at Romania, blank-faced, just a tad cross-eyed.]

Well.

[Thinks on it. Very. Carefully.]

[Then darts his head up quickly and bites Romania's nose]

[ARGH]

[Romania quickly backs up, clutching his nose and swearing in his language.]

[Hopefully it's not bleeding...]

[In a nasal voice, he mutters]

Damn, are you really still this violent?

Yes.

[Doesn't elaborate]

Ought not to go gettin' in someone's face if they're already cross with ya'. Stands to reason.

[oh it's not bleeding. Well, Norway didn't exactly bite down hard, but it still hurts. If Norway had fangs like he does, it would have bled for sure.]

[voice still nasal]

Well, yeah, but logically, people don't usually resort to biting noses.

[In his current condition, it was highly unlikely that he could still get Norway screaming. Oh well, it looks like Norway's vocal cords are safe. For now.]

Usually. But bets're off when they got someone in their business.

[Gives him a Look. A "get yourself gone" sort of look.]

Shouldn't you be off makin' up some scheme to get me hollerin'?

['Get out of my sight', he means.]

At least now I'm sure that you resort to that when you're really ruffled.

[only raises an eyebrow in response to that Look]

Nah, I already got my schemes down. [smiles sneakily] But okay, I'll retreat for now and enjoy re-watching what you did earlier.

[That 'dance' while he was shaking the ice out of his pants.]

[walks off snickering]

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