aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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[Don't look below. That never happened.]

O-of course it does! And it isn't so small!

There is nothing scientific about that website. Whoever made it might need their brain knocked back into the right place. I could do that.

Really? How big is it?

But it's got a graph! And percentages! That's hard science...

Bigger than that! And it would not be called by such an unfortunate name!

[He's not going to give those kinds of deets, anon. Or show it to you.]

Those percentages were obviously taken out of nowhere. There is no hard science. You have to see this, don't believe this website!

[He really wants you to believe him. Please, please believe him!]

What would you call it?

Ahh, but what am I to believe? Your word or a graph?

I...um.....the two headed eagle!

[After his coat of arms, of course! It's so majestic and powerful and......disturbing sounding in this context.]

Never mind that! It doesn't need a name! You should take my word because I am much, much older than the creator of that not-scientific graph.

[reaches up to pat your head in pity]

Okay, sure. I believe you.

Yes. Just like you should.

[Patted. He's going to tell himself that you mean it. And then get insecure about it later and maybe stalk you a little as revenge.]

That's right. Very right. Good choice.

[it's not like anon is going to go around talking about russia's penis graph!]

[pat pat pat]

Now what do you say, let's go get us some ice cream so you feel better, hm?

[He'll determine that for himself when he follows you around for a few hours.]

Okay......ice cream is good, I suppose.

[He's in sulk mode now, the anger has passed for the moment.]

Edited 2013-09-27 07:14 (UTC)

Good!

[links arms with you]

Grey skies are gonna clear up, do do do do do ~

[and anon will buy!! her treat. for the russia with the sad penis.]

[Don't say that last part aloud. It's for the best.]

Yes, yes with the singing...

[Sadly trudges along towards ice cream with the anon that embarrassed the hell out of him. Good times.]

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