aphanon_meme | part 340 tender lumplings everywhere

The best season is coming, meme! Halloween season! I mean... fall! Yeah, fall. I love the fall. I actually like every season in its own way, but I think fall has the best atmosphere. Crunching leaves and pumpkins and excuses to decorate the outside of your house with fake spider webs and zombie hands. Also it means... Hetalia Halloween fanart! (Maybe even... something from Himaruya? Maybe? Bueller? No?)

Enjoy part 340!

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I didn't!

[No, that's not going to budge. Is it magic? Is it superglue? He doesn't know.]

...That's not coming off, is it.

[No.]

What'd you do, superglue it????

[Tugs harder and harder in different directions until she accidentally yanks his head down.]

Of course not!

[ACK head tugged down, please be more careful!]

U-Uh, maybe we should wait a while.

Oops, sorry! What IS this thing??

[She's never seen a blindfold before that won't come off, especially with her strength! But she lets go only to poke at it.]

[...poked. Okay, he can handle that.]

I don't know, I didn't put it on willingly.

[Lightly pokes in eye.]

Guess it's some kind of meme magic.

[And stops poking and shrugs.]

Guess it's up to me to help you out until it's off then!

[OW just grabs her hand and holds it then. Quit it.]

Help me...? How long do you think that'll be?

[She stopped!]

Dunno. These things can last a long time! Maybe there's something we've gotta do to get it off though. Like a quest! Anything happen before you got blindfolded?

[...holds her hand anyway.]

A quest? This isn't a movie!

...Not that I remember.

Yeah but have you seen what eyes.gif can do around these parts??? Might as well be.

[She looks around and scratches her head.]

Where should we go first?

I'm not sure I want to see what they can do.

[He's still not letting go of her hand for safety reasons. Or something.]

Where do you want to go? Just no stairs, please.

We should go find a way to get that blindfold off!

[Because she can't think of anything creative to use it for. She laces her fingers with his and swings her arm slightly.]

I bet scissors will cut it!

Uh. If you're careful with it, I guess.

[Not that he doesn't trust her, but it's really stuck on there.]

[AND she's being cute. He swings his arm a little too and squeezes her hand.]

[Obviously he's just keeping a tighter grasp so he doesn't lose her.]

I'll be real careful! I've cut my own hair before, you know! It's not that hard!

[She walks along slower this time now that she knows he can't see anything at all.]

[That's an added bonus!]

What do we do if scissors won't work?

[Just...wait? What a terrible option.]

That thing can't be made out of steel! We'll just have to find stronger scissors!

[Do garden shears work? She pauses and looks left, then right, then forward.]

We gotta go down some stairs. Think you can do it?

No, I don't think so. Or at least I'd better not.

[He'd probably trip at some point.]

[No comment on garden shears, but if she tries it he'll freak out.]

[She looks at the stairs, then back at him, then back at the stairs.]

Okay!

[And lets go of his hand, walks around him, and lifts him up bridal style.]

Hold on tight! Your legs kinda stick out a lot.

[And down the stairs they go.]

[He was expecting an elevator! But, uh. This works. A little embarrassing but also kind of nice.]

[He wraps his arms around her shoulders and tries to keep his feet in but that does no good.]

[They bump along the rail a little.]

[At the last two stairs she takes a big leap and jumps to the bottom.]

All done!

[And sets him down then grabs his hand again, then tugs to get him moving.]

Just down this hall and to the left.

[TRIES NOT TO YELL IN HER EAR what is she doing?!]

[And then he's on the ground again and getting tugged along. Ugh.]

Whatever you say.

~~[parkour]~~

[Of course whatever she says! She's the hero after all. She drags him into the next room and lets go of his hand.]

Stay right here! I'm gonna look for some scissors.

[She rummages around what looks to be an office supply closet. Does the meme even need this many office supplies? She bets this is where Germany comes to enjoy her downtime. It's so neat and orderly.]

[She finds what she's looking for and opens and closes them quickly.]

Got a pair! Now don't move, okay?

[She promises not to cut a chunk out of his hair.]

Uh. Right.

[He trusts her, right? Of course he does. Probably. ~~Please don't cut his ear off or anything.~~]

[She has to stand on her tip toes to get a good angle on snipping the blindfold off and slides the edge of the scissors underneath it and cuts away.]

[Except it's not cutting.]

Uh.

[That sounds helpful. Maybe if she tries somewhere else? She tugs at the blindfold and tries again, angling the scissors every which way and hacking at the thing but it's no dice. She might accidentally get a couple strands of hair though.]

It's not working!

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